Dirty and Clean [Karma Akabane] (REQUEST)

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Requested by: fairy_tail_fan11

Karma x Cheerful Dirty minded! Reader

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The male let out a groan as he was stabbed in the shin from a twig that Terasaka was throwing. You let out a giggle.

"How is this funny?" Karma moaned in pain.

"H-He moaned!" You hiccupped.

Maehara sighed, "Y/N you really have a dirty mind."

Walking away from the yard you headed to the classroom where you heard noises, your perverted mind translated them into other things.

"It's so hard..."

"It's so squishy..."

You pushed open the door to see Okuda and Kayano playing with slime. "Yesterday it was so squishy."

"Who's hard?" You bluntly blurted out. The boys looked at you their cheeks flushed.

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While the class was spread out testing out their homemade traps you were making bad dirty jokes.

"Nagisa!" You chirped.

"Yes, Y/N?" The male sweatdropped preparing for another dirty joke.

"Since you're small. If you ever get a girlfriend you should say this to her." You leaned in and whispered into his ear. "I may but short but I'm not down there."

**tbh, I'm like the master of pickup lines lmao. I have so much ohohohoh*

"Bye Bye Nagisa!" You innocently smiled at the boy and walked off to annoy your next victim.

"Maehara, I have this joke for you. You can tell this to another girl!"

"Are you Cinderella? Cause I see that dress coming off at midnight." You grinned at him, looking at the boy who was helpless. "Now your next date will be successful!" Laughing, you went to Terasaka.

Walking around the campus, you tried to find Terasaka who was picking up twigs for his latest weapon. "Terasaka you like fast food right?"

"Yeah why?"

"Say this to your girlfriend if you ever get one," you snickered. "I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it." Terasaka instantly tensed up from your comment, he blushed and ran away.

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After an hour of annoying the class with dirty jokes, you were going to approach Karma.

"Hey Karma how much was the shirt?" You grinned mischievously.

"I believe it was 50% off." Karma plays along. You see, you had a small crush on the male. He knew that but he decided to play along with your jokes, he too did have a crush on you.

"I wish that was 100% off." You sighed.

"Sorry, shirts can't be for free." He smirked.

"Karma!'

"Fine, my bomb's not the only thing that's explosive."

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Okay, I do not cope well with dirty stuff. Sorry. 

- Kuurochii

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