Gideon | Carys
SOS ! Someone come help me pls!
Your boyfriend is in serious need of help.
Carys rolled her eyes and flipped her phone over. Knowing Gideon, his problem was probably something like "how do I toast a bagel?".
Her phone vibrated again.
I want some attention please.
Remember when you said you loved me? Those were the days... :(
We literally JUST got off call with each other.
Who would have thought our very own Gideon Payne was this clingy? ;)
It's not MY fault. You don't give me nearly enough attention that I need.
Okay fine, you big baby. What can I do for you, my little princess?
If you can't tell, I'm pouting right now. For your information, I am NOT little.
I can show you... if you want ;)
I regret this already.
Okay. Back to studying I guess. Bye bye :)
WAIT. WAIT NOOOOO.
I promise no more innuendos. :(
- 10 minutes later -
You can't possibly say that studying is better than talking to your boyfriend... right?
Who to pick?
Something that is both enriching to the mind and satisfying to do or... Something that's just one of these things?
WAIT. DID YOU JUST. DID YOU JUST DO THAT?
DID YOU MAKE AN INNUENDO?????
- 5 minutes later -
WAIT. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND THEN LEAVE.
CARYS ALLISON. COME BACK HERE, YA SNAKE.
Did you or did you not just make an innuendo?
I don't know what you're talking about. I was talking about studying or gaming.
What did you think I was talking about? :)
Love ya. <3
Now go study for finals.
Oh. Yes. That's why I messaged you.
I came to an amazing discovery today.
Do you want to know what it is?
... I'm a little skeptical because of the way you said it.
But what is your discovery?
Studying + Gideon = Not compatible
Not Studying + Gideon + Carys = Compatible
But that means that...
(Studying + Gideon)/Not = Compatible
Not Studying + Gideon + Carys = (Studying + Gideon)/Not
Not(Not Studying + Gideon + Carys) = Studying + Gideon
NOOOOOO STOP. I don't want a maths lesson :(
I just want to talk to my girlfriend.
Why is there a not^2?
Does that mean you're not not studying?
Which means you're studying?
Which means... studying + Not Gideon + Not Carys = Studying + Gideon
Cancel studying from both sides and you get Not Gideon + Not Carys = Gideon
Not(Gideon + Carys) = Gideon
Gideon + Carys = Not Gideon
Are you trying to say that when we're together, you're not yourself? :(
Well. That's not what I was trying to say.
I want to die now.
Thanks for that, babe.
Always here to solve your problems 😇
Sometimes I wonder who needs who more...
And then I realise...
You're a strong, independent young woman and I'm your idiot dog.
HAHAHHA. Did you just roast yourself?
But awwww. At least you admit it ;)
Wait no. You were supposed to say I was wrong :(
I'll make it up to you after finals.
How about a proper date?
BUT only if you study from now until the end of finals.
OKAY. GOODBYE. I WILL GO STUDY.
LOVE YOUUUU ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰
Love you too, idiot dog.
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