jockstrap: when girls wear make up
that's basically lying to us
arsenic: i don't see why girls are blamed for guys who are ignorant enough to think we have shimmery gold eye lids
jockstrap: ....
rainbow: woah homegirl snapped
SistahGrimm: I'm actually impressed rn
wildah: see, this kind of banter is why we all need to be reunited
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bruiser: oooh guys I miss having dinner with everyone!
jockstrap: sure! are we gonna make the dinner like the good old days or are we gonna order in?
arsenic: i think what you meant was me and karolina making the dinner while all of u destroy the wilders' kitchen
jockstrap: yeah cuz women belong to the kitchen
arsenic: ....
jockstrap: men belong to the kitchen too
jockstrap: everyone belongs to the kitchen
jockstrap: kitchen has food
bruiser: nice save she was literally so close to flipping the hell out and sending old lace to attack you
rainbow: I'm already heading at alex's for the dinner btw
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rainbow: chase we're all here at alex's
where tf are you at?
bruiser:
Ups! Ten obraz nie jest zgodny z naszymi wytycznymi. Aby kontynuować, spróbuj go usunąć lub użyć innego.
jockstrap: almost there!
arsenic: yeah you better come
jockstrap: aww already miss me, gert?
arsenic: psh
[Chase Stein changed his nickname to TalkBack]
TalkBack: this is better
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arsenic: welp the dinner went pretty good but the mashed potatoes are still stuck on my hair cuz ya'll decided to have a food war
TalkBack: sorry not sorry
wildah: how's molly?
arsenic: she went to sleep the moment we got in the lyft
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[Gert Yorkes changed Chase Stein's nickname to jockstrap]
arsenic: Looks like I won the bet, guys
wildah: wtf how'd ya even know??
arsenic: x-ray goggles
jockstrap: what bet?
SistahGrimm: the bet about what underwear you wear
jockstrap: ohh, so that's why she looked at my junk!
SistahGrimm: ewww but you can get my 50 tomorrow, gert
rainbow: AWWW ofc its jockstraps
jockstrap: ya'll are assholes
arsenic: lol sorry not sorry
jockstrap: enjoyed the show tho, gert?
arsenic: im leaving, ya'll have a good night, and also, wipe that smirk off your face, chase
jockstrap: chickened out?
arsenic: I prefer to sleep than to tolerate fragile masculinity
jockstrap: from what you saw earlier, I don't think you'll sleep
arsenic: yeah well, can't say you didn't enjoy it either, narcissist
SistahGrimm: oh my fucking god, could you two just make out and be done with it
rainbow: this is a goddamn groupchat, I'd love to see something PG
wildah: the unresolved sexual tension is strong in this one
SistahGrimm: ya'll we still have classes tomorrow, omfg
rainbow: it's such a good thing molly is asleep
bruiser: no, I'm not.
bruiser: I'm traumatized
