Tsuyoi Tori High School - Drama Days

Just Another Day With The KARMA Family

It was an absolutely beautiful Saturday day! It was finally spring. Fuck the allergies, the birds were singing (actually screaming because they are afraid of heights but the world has cursed them to be birds), the flowers were blooming, the weather was warm. It was perfect!
Until Rameses elbowed a glass of orange juice off of his counter.

Rameses: "Shit!"

[At Anna's apartment...]

*Anna pulls out her chancla and throws it out her window as it hits Rameses square in the face through his window*

Rameses: "OW!"

Anna: "YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!"

Rameses: *sigh* "Shit, now I have to clean this up before my dad -"

Rameses' REAL mom: "RAMESES WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Rameses: "SHOOT..."

Rameses' mom: "I tell you to wash the dishes and you create a mess?! You're lucky your father isn't home, geez..."

Moses: "This is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you!"

Rameses: "Grr..."

[On text...]

Alfred: Family meeting at the park!!!

Karla: Otherwise imma kung fu kick you

Karla: And shove two chopstick up yo asshoe

Alfred: STAHP BREAKING YOUR OWN ENGLISH DAUGHTER

Karla: no

Alfred: Should we drag the other girls along?

Anna: Nah just the usual five

Karla: 69

Anna: NO DAUGHTER YOU HAVE CHILDREN

Anna: WHY AREN'T MOSES AND RAMEN RESPONDING

Anna: *Rameses

Karla: They'll be over there in no time.

Karla: "OKAY YOU TWO, GET YO BITCHASS UP!!!"

Moses/Rameses: "HOW DID YOU GET INTO OUR APARTMENT?!"

*Karla sAsSiLy whips out a whole chain of keys*

Karla: "This bad boy. Oh whoops, that's Antonio's."

Moses: "WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S KEYS?!"

Rameses: "yOu QuEsTiOn ThE lOrD?!"

Moses: "Don't you mean the devil?"

Karla: "Whatever, come with me before I hit you!"

Moses/Rameses: "Yes, mother!"

[Le time skip provided by Karla's keys]

Alfred: "Anna, this tea is great!!!"

Anna: "I told you that Jupioca is the shit! I love the Thai tea!!"

Karla: "It's like a break from all of your Coke."

Alfred: "At least my tea doesn't look like beer!"

Karla: "At least I don't have to worry about my weight like you do!"

Alfred: *lOnG gAsP* "HOW DARE YOU YOU UNDERWEIGHT STICK!!!"

Karla: "YOU WANNA FITE MEH?!"

Moses: "Hey Rameses, do you ever wonder why adults fight?"

Rameses: "It's strange... They are probably under extreme pressure by our oppressive government to meet their standards or else, they will have no future to the point that it drives them insane."

*Karla accidentally hits her toe against the table leg*

Karla: "OH GOOD LORD FUCKING SHIT, FUCK THAT HURT... FUCKING TABLES..."

Anna: "There are children present!"

Alfred: "What did the table ever do to you?!"

Karla: "It is slowly eating away at my sanity."

Rameses: "What sanity?"

Karla: "The sanity I have to be stable enough to beat you to a pulp any day."

Anna: "WHO TOUCHIE DA CHILD?!"

Rameses: "That doesn't require sanity..."

Karla: "But putting up with you does."

Moses: "You still have to clean that mess up from the kitchen."

Karla: "You mean your life? I mean, it's not like you had one, anyways."

*Anna shoves Karla away*

Anna: "STAHP THE ABUSE!!! Don't worry, grandmother Anna is here!"

Moses: "Yay!"

Anna: "Okay, what do you wish for?"

Moses: "For you and Alfred to actually get married and have tons of beautiful children!!"

Anna: *blushing red* "OKAY..."

Rameses: "I want mom to stop being such a bitch."

Anna: "Yeah KARL."

Karla: *is wHeEzInG* "AHAHA... I HAVE NO SON... AHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Alfred: "Karla, are you okay? You sound like you're dying or like, your inner demons just came out!"

Anna: "How is she even breathing?!"

Karla: "I'M NOT... HAHA..."

Rameses: *inhales* "... BREATHE."

Karla: "No."

Rameses: "BREATHE ANYWAYS."

Karla: "No."

Anna/Rameses: "PLEASE DON'T DIE!"

Moses: "We need a mother to support us!"

Karla: "YOU WON'T HAVE THAT... HA!—GO LIVE IN RUSSIA, OR SOMETHING!!!"

And that is how the tradition of Moses and Rameses staying over at Ivan's house every Saturday began while watching their mother slowly die and break everything while also learning how to deal with Ivan's sisters.

To be continued..?