Chapter 27 - A-Normal-Mission?!

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I gasped. So did Hinata and the emo king. 

"I'm just twelve, Naruto. S-So are you.." I answered slyly. 

"I can wait, Sakura-chan!" he exclaimed. 

Oh darn, not so loud! White eyes might see us!

"Okay, okay, sssshh!" I cooed. 

Ino was still arguing with Neji. This isn't our business, so why barge in, right? Still... I kinda feel bad for Tenten. It's so freaking hell damn obvious that she likes Neji! Urgh, answer this. Why are guys so... emotionless and .. well.. stupid? Some. SOME. S-O-M-E! You heard me! Some, not all!

And now, Neji had enough so I guess he's going away. 

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!" Ino yelled.

"Somewhere more peaceful. Your voice is croaking and annoying. It makes my ears ring." Neji answers as he walks away.

Buuuuuuuuuurrrnnnnnnn! Hehe. 

Ino groaned then walked away too. She's freaking pissed, so don't you dare to speak with her or she'll land a punch on you. Even if you're her Sasuke-kun or Shika-kun, oh so help me, she will. 

"B-Bye..Sakura-chan...Sasuke-kun... Naruto-kun... I'm gonna speak with Neji nii-san about Hanabi.. I-I'll see you guys l-later...." Hinata waved goodbye.

"Alright, see ya, Hinata!" I smiled. 

Hanabi Hyuga is Hinata's little sister. Word said that Hanabi is more talented and confident than her elder sister, Hinata. I would agree to the 'more confident' part, but to the 'more talented'? Not so much. Maybe Hinata's just too shy to show her real talent like Neji or Hanabi, right?

I faced my two weird teammates. 

"How come you guys just keep popping out like that?" I asked suspiciously.

"Well how come you were spying on him?" Mr. Duck-ass scoffed. 

"Look, Mr. Duck-ass, with all do respect, I was spying on "HIM" because I have my reasons which is a little hard to explain. Now, answer my question," I said, trying to be respectful- in a way. Hehe. 

"Not unless you explain it completely." he smirk. 

Ohhhhhh. So you want some hard core stuffs, huh, Mr. Duck-ass? 

"No." I snapped. 

He stared at me. 

"Well? What are you waiting for? Gimme your famous Uchiha glare!" I dared. 

"You're not worth it." he said. 

Naruto just watched us argued. Uhh, hellooooo? Naruto, why you so silent?!

"Pft, anyways, just tell me why you guys are here!" I scowled. 

"Sakura-chan, Kaka-sensei wants to see us, and we noticed you were missing, so we came to find you and... there. This happened." Naruto explained.

See? SEE?! Oh, mr. Duck-ass, if only you explained it before then we'll be done by now! Stupid duck-ass emo!

We went to the team 7 training grounds and saw Kaka-sensei.

"Yoooo, sensei!" I smiled.

"Heyyy!" he replied, waving a hand though his nose is still stuck with his orange book.

"Still being the perverted man you used you be, I see." I nodded. "So.... why are we here?" 

Finally, yes. FINALLY, sensei stopped reading his darn book. "Come with me to the Third Hokage's office." 

We followed. Once we get there, we were entrusted to bow infront of Hokage-sama. 

"Kakashi, I've been waiting for your team." he said. 

"Hai, sorry for the wait, Lord Hokage. I believe that Naruto was in a date with Sasuke, that's the reason with the delay." 

"ME?! IN A DATE WITH TEME?!" Naruto yelled.

"GROSSSSSSSSS!" Sasuke and Naruto growled. 

I had nothing to do but laugh, laugh so loud. "Oh, so you guys are gay now?" I asked. 

"NO!" 

The hokage laughed. "Naruto, Kakashi was only joking. Well, is he? If you really are-" 

"I'M NOT GAY!!" 

Again, the hokage laughed. "Just joking. Anyway, please go out for a moment as I speak with Kakashi." 

"Hai, Hokage-sama." 

Outside, Naruto was still groaning. Sasuke is in his sulking corner. Weird. 

"Um... g-guys?" I winced. 

"WHAT?" they both asked. 

"N-Nothing!" I brushed it off. 

"WELL I'M ONLY HANGING OUT WITH THIS TEME BECAUSE HE'S MY TEAMMATE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SENSEI SAID THAT FREAKING DAMN STUPID JOKE!! AAAAAHHHH, MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!" Naruto yelled but was bumped on the head by Mr. Duck-ass.

"Nobody else expect for me, Sakura, you, the hokage, and Kaka-sensei were in the room, you idiot!" Sasuke growled. 

Mehehehe. So true!

"Guys, don't be so affected. That was only a joke. In fact, it was a little annoying." I smiled sweetly.

Naruto blushed. "REALLY, SAKU-CHAN? OHHH, YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN-"

"Nope, it was HILARIOUS!" I laughed again. 

"SHUT UP." they both said in chorus. 

At last, Kaka-sensei went out. "Good news! We have a new mission!" 

"Lemme guess... Is it bird watching?" I asked. 

"No." 

"Bird catching?"

"No."

"Bird killing?"

"No." 

I thought for a moment. "It's definitely bird watching, isn't it?" 

"Ehh, no. We have a B-rank mission!" 

"REALLY?!" Me, Sasuke and Naruto said, hopeful.

"Yep." 

A/N: Let's straight this here. In my fan fic, NaruSasu/SasuNaru will never happen!! It's just a joke here, okay? The only options are NaruSaku and SasuSaku. Since my previous chappies were kinda 'serious', I put that as a JOKE, as a joke, only. For fun! :)

Did I gave a good laugh? X3

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