You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothin much, you?
You: Just tired, whats your name? (Straight forward I know)
Stranger: (Insert name), you?
You: Emily :)
Stranger: NO FUCKING WAY
You: YEAH FUCKING WAY.Want proof, ask me something you think only Emily would know
Stranger: Does rocel despise popcorn???
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW
You: I'M EMILY AND I'M ALSO ON THE PHONE WITH HER, DO YOU NEED MORE PROOF
You: Ok ask away
Stranger: What time were you and Rocel born? frfr
You: The time I don't know but the day I do. I was born December, 14, 2000 and she was born April 11, 2001
Stranger: SHE WAS BORN 2002 ANYONE KNOWS THAT
You: THIS BITCH LIED TO ME IMMA KILL HER
You: Well is there any way I can prove it's me frfr
Stranger: Tell rocel to follow me on instagram
You: Whats your insta
You: K, just told her
Stranger: OH MY GOD YOUR REALLY HER
Stranger: EMILY AAGGGHHH
You: Yep, so how have you been?
Stranger: I was calm but i think i just shit myself
You: Um, does it smell thats the only for sure way to know
You: Oh, check yourself before you wreck yourself child
Stranger: Ummm i shit myself...
You: Oh lord, Rocel asked if you really did
Stranger: Yeah :$ :$
You: O.o Ok then might wanna change, don't you
Stranger: i wanna talk to you first
You: Ok then
Stranger: Hehe its squishy
You: I don't know how to respond to any of this. Rocel asked if you're wiggling your butt around
Stranger: i sprayed air freshener in the room and in my pants hehe. I was
You: Ok then
You: She's dying
Stranger: My poop is greenish hehe
You: I just ate!
Stranger: Wanna touch it ;)?
You: THAT'S DISGUSTING
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL FUCK?! NO I FEEL SICK NOW I CAN'T EVEN.... YOU GUYS. WHY YOU DO DEISH TO ME?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!