RAD

*Funny comment*

Kathrine

*Hysterical laughing*

RAD

*Flash big cheesy smile at audience*

 Kathrine

And welcome back to the Kathrine and Random-Asian-Dude's comedy talk show!

RAD

One, two, three go! Double chin face!

RAD

That was done in sync with special guest Moony!

Moony

It's not Moony! It's Moon Moon!

*Starts singing in the tune of Beyoncé's Single Ladies*

 Crowd

All the random people! All random people! If you liked it then you should've put a cookie in it!

RAD

That's rad!

Hint Guy

That stands for Random-Asian-Dude!

Laugh track

 Arianna (from the audience)

I don't know what to say for myself so say it for me!

Katie

It's be mean to people day! Insult your friends!

Kathrine

What friends?

Crowd

Oooooo...

Danny

Sing a song Kathrine, Kathrine, sing a song!

Jenna

I gave in to peer pressure! I'm a dog! Don't give in Kathrine! Don't give in!

Kathrine

Woof!

Mitchellos

Good girl! Good girl!

Kathrine

Don't talk to my dog like that!

Crowd

Oh snap!

RAD

That's rad!

Arianna

*Brandishes a Gandalf staff*

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

Jenna

Stop being Gandalf!

Arianna (now dressed up as Gandalf)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Jenna *steals staff*

NO ONE STOPS JAVELIN JEN!

Crowd

Oooooo

Sammy

GASP! I finally see her true identity! No... It cannot be...Jkimster?

Gwen

Not, THE Jkimster?

Bernie

The Speedster?

Serena

The Legendary High Jump Jen?

Arianna

Heavens! *Fans herself*

 Danny (clutches pearl necklace)

My word!

Jenna

It is I! Person of many names! The Queen of LIFE!

Kathrine

Spider!

Arianna

What?

Kathrine

Exactly.

Laugh track

RAD

That's rad!

Jenna throws a javelin and it hits Moon Moon in the head

Moon Moon (dizzily)

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a CONTEST TO THE DEATH!

Arianna (dressed as Caeser Flickerman)

ANND Welcome back to the 76th Hunger Games! Introducing our tributes! From district 142: Jenna Kimberly!

Crowd

GASPS!

Arianna

From district 000: Everyone else!

Crowd

LORD, LOVE A DUCK!

Arianna

-And finally from district 12: Katniss Everdeen!

Danny

I VOLUNTEER, I volunteer as tribute!

Katniss

Get outta my way! *Pushes him off the stage*

 RAD

That's rad!

Kathrine

Danny my love! Nooo!

*Leaps off the stage after him*

 RAD

That's-

Serena

No!

Crowd

Awwww

RAD (whispers)

-Not rad

Kathrine

Okay, I don't know who wrote these lines but they suck. I don't love Danny!

Crowd

What? Mind=blown! Cra- to the Zy! Lord love a duck!

Arianna

Catchphrase accepted!

RAD

And that's the show! Tune in next time!

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