Michael: hello and welcome to author war's where Jasmine and I will prank each other and or hurt one another :D
This all started when Jasmine hit me with a wrecking ball in our fanfic :D
Now only if I can find her the last time I saw her was when she put my head threw a wall because she played her guitar on a speaker that was 6 feet tall and cranked up all the way .-.
Jasmine: *comes riding in riding a unicorn while wearing sunglasses* I have come for my revenge!
Michael: uh Jasmine where have you been? .-.
Jasmine: I was in a potatoe sack that you threw away. I was chased by a duck and a junkyard dog but Sara saved me by hitting the duck with a shovel and throwing a bone for the dog. Then I put on sunglasses and hopped on potatoe here.
Michael: potatoe =__= you call your unicorn potatoe =__=
Potatoe:POOOTAAATOOOOE *bucks Jasmine off and she flys into a lamp post then potatoe runs away*
Michael: hahahahahaha good potatoe see you later hahahahaha XD
See you guys later and I hope you enjoy the war :D