America: Dudes. Guess what?
England: What is it America *eyeroll*
America: I have no face
France: Pft ohonhonhon sure
America: *takes off face* I AM NO-FACE YOUR LORD YOUR SAVIOR *waves arms* WORSHIP MEEEEEE
Sealand: *crawls off of pole* America what's wrong with you?
America: *takes off Sealand's face* he did not worship me