THIS IS IMPORTANT! NOT REALLY!

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THE BLACKSMITH/PIRATE AND ELVISH PRINCE ARE MINE PEOPLE! THOUGH IF I MUST CHOOSE ONE (because Will Turner is ARC_Trooper_Fives' apparently

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THE BLACKSMITH/PIRATE AND ELVISH PRINCE ARE MINE PEOPLE! THOUGH IF I MUST CHOOSE ONE (because Will Turner is ARC_Trooper_Fives' apparently... 😒), IT SHALL BE LEGOLAS!

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THEY CALL HIM LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!! HIS FIRST NAME MEANS GREENLEAF! SO HIS LAST NAME CANNOT BE GREENLEAF!!!!!

Darth Vader: Why all caps?

BECAUSE I MUST GET ACROSS THAT LEGOLAS IS MINE PLUS I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!

Darth Vader: You really need someone to fangirl with, don't you?

YES I DOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: I would "fanboy" with you, though I'd be talking about Padmé the whole time, and I doubt you would want to hear some of what I'd have to say... 😏

Okie... probably not... and fangirling with a guy just isn't the same... since they don't go all hysterical like a girl does... ANYWAYS!

LEGOLAS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE!!! WHEN I TYPE LEGOLAS 🧝‍♂️ THAT EMOJI COMES UP!!! I AM DYING!!! MY PHONE KNOWS LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS*

Darth Vader: *chuckles*

LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🧝‍♂️ 😍😍😍😍

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