Peter Parker Imagines

Prompt List

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1. "But, they're your family."
2. "Why can't you just let someone care about you?"
3. "Why the hell gives up a scholarship to Yale for that?"
4. "If you ever come near me again, I will knock you far into the future you'll be meeting your great-grandkids."
5."I hate you. I'll always hate you." "You can't hate me. You love me." "Don't underestimate me."
6. "I was your friend and I fucked up. This is on me."
7. "I miss the people who fucked over and I don't know why." "Maybe it's because you still care."
8. "Awww, look who actually has a heart under the blackness."
9. "You think you're so cute with your...your eyes and hair and face and...okay, yeah you're kind of cute."
10. "Who told you weren't good enough?"
11. "Yeah, well, blood is thicker than water." "It's actually the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb."
12. "It's three in the morning. This better be important."
13. "Wait, are you asking me to help hide a body?"
14. "I didn't forgive you for you. I forgave you for me."
15. "Look at me like that again and I might have to strip you."
16. "Dude. The Riddler is one of the coolest villains. Shut up."
17. "Pretty sure you're insane, but I'll play along."

18. "That's the problem. I can't, I can't wipe your tears through the damn phone screen."
19. "You're one hell of a tease." "You're just easy."
20. "Stop. Do not let anyone, ever, tell you that you are not good enough. Pick yourself up and tell them to shut the fuck up. Prove them wrong."
21. "Hey, shit happens but the sun comes up and life goes on."
22. "Do you know what it feels like to have your jaw broken? I can show you."

23. "Perfect adventure?" "Hitchhiking."
24. "You know why there are about three billion songs written about heartbreak? It's some of the worst emotional pain we'll ever experience and there's no escaping it. Music at least gives you some source of relatability."
25. "Why did you leave?"
26. "Ohhhhhhh what's next? A knock-knock joke?"
27. "What? You afraid of thunder or something?"
28. "Stay."
29. "Damn, you in a suit is almost as hot in me a black dress."
30. "That's a weird allergy."
31. "So, long story short, I woke up in the woods covered in dirt."
32. "You two are actual children." "We just know how to have fun."
33. "Answer your fucking phone!"
34. "His voice is my favorite song."
35. "Don't you believe in soulmates?"
36. "Boys are so overrated."
37. "You're a piece of shit."
38. "No, you don't get to call it this time. I do. We're done. For good."
39. "Why don't you come over?"
40. "Let's play a game."
41. "Are you trying to seduce me?"
42. "You're bleeding."
43. "Is he/she going to be okay?"
44. "Because losing you isn't something I can handle."
45. "Runaway with me."
46. "Go fuck yourself." "Well, that's not any fun."
47. "I don't wanna die alone."
48. "You smell different."
49. "The only thing I'm terrified of is you."
50. "You're so corny."
51. "Don't make promises you can't keep."
52. "Don't you die on me!"
53. "I hate how much I care about you."
54. "You're kind of turning me on."
55. "Please, don't leave."
56. "I can't do this anymore."
57. "Please shut up so I can kiss you."
58. "I broke my rules for you."
59. "Damn it, are you drunk?"
60. "Just let me sleep in your t-shirt."
61. "Studies show that I didn't ask for your opinion."

62. "I'd do anything for you despite how much you piss me off."
63. "Sorry, can't trust anyone that looks good with bed head."
64. "I've got you."
65. "I'm here."
66. "Nothing bad is gonna happen, alright?"
67. "Hey, you won an award." -"Oh?" -"Yeah, for literally being the most annoying person on this fucking planet."
68. "Truthfully, I have no idea what's going on. Ever."
69. "Who let you be in charge?"
70. "Do you love me?"
71. "Where were you?"
72. "Of course it's you."
73. "You piss me off." -"I didn't even do anything." -"Uh, you're breathing. Are you not?"
74. "I needed you and you weren't here."
75. "I brought popcorn."
76. "You make me self-destructive."
77. "I'm worried about you."
78. "Be better."
79. "Can I kiss you?"
80. "I'm a cuddler, what can I say?" -"Is that what they call blanket hogs now?"
81. "Everything is cool, man."
82. "Uh, yeah, you fainted."
83. "Marry me."
84. "I swear it'll never happen again."
85. "Your hair is soft."
86. "This is your fault!"
87. "I'm not jealous."
88. "Too drunk to drive home."
89. "I'm not going to apologize for this."
90. "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
91. "Kiss my ass."
92. "Name, please. I'm gonna hunt that fuck down and kill 'em myself."
93. "What did you say?"
94. "Don't ask me that."
95. "I told you not to fall in love with me."
96. "I'm not actually feeling anything."
97. "Do you want me to leave?"
98. "It's not fair!"
99. "Bite me."
100. "Did you mean the things you said?"
101. "Never gonna happen."
102. "Say it."