(( Russia's twist in "Without Me" By, Eminem! ))
"Obie Trice/Real Name No Gimmicks"
2 USSR park girls go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside
2 USSR park girls go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside
Guess whos back, back again
Russia's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see America no more they want Russia I'm chopped liver
well if you want Russia, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of crazy mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Doctor when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back,
I'm on the rag and vomiting
I know that you got a job Ms. Pallen but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the USA wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down the USSR but it feels so empty without me
So come on and sip, bum on your lips fuck that,
Vodka on your lips and some on your shirt and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck
YOU GERMANY!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little crazzy Russians,
cuz it feels so empty without me
Little annoying kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Billy's Band
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "VODKA~!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kicking my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under the table drinking shit
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since folk singing
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
Gilbert Beilschmidt you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little German bastards, and Alfred
you can get stomped by Ivan, you 19 year old big headed fool blow me
You don't know me, you're too young let go its over, nobody listens to you!
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been drunk, suspenseful with a flask ever since
Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just a drunk!
Though I'm not the first king of drunkin nights!
I am the worst thing since Billy's Band, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy
there's a concept that works
20 million other Russian rappers emerge
but no matter how many Nations in the sea it'd be so empty without me
(( What have I done?! This doesn't even make any sense!
Anyway, leave a song in the comments and I'll turn it into something to fit Russia!
Hopefully it will be better! ))
