On the ride home from the park you see a ton of flyers, one catches your eye and it says: Lost Father, if found please return him to his death star or to me, Luke Skywalker.
You start to panic and you lose control of the wheel. The car spins out of control and Darth Vader is a scremin' in the back seat. He uses the force and somehow stops the car. You pull over once you get control of the car and climb in the back seat and hug him. "I love you so much Vader. I don't want to give you back to your owner." You start to cry.
"He is not my owner, he's my SON." He tells you.
"Hol up." You say, "You have a son?"
"Yes. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's a...Jedi."
"Oh um okay." You start to get really uncomfortable and the drive home is really awkward.
You and Darth Vader are sitting on the couch watching The Wendy Williams show. It's your favorite show to watch together. Suddenly someone knocks at your door. You open it and it's Luke Skywalker.
He shows you a picture of darth vader. "Hello I believe my father, Darth Vader, is here. I can feel his presence." Luke says
It's over. There is no denying it to Luke Skywalker. "Yes he is here watching Wendy Williams."
"Oh perfect!" He shoved his way through the door to get his father. "Come on father we are going to the Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
"Luke, please, I cannot handle anymore of these bonding trips." Darth Vader says sounding frustrated.
"Oh okay we can get some ice cream if you want." Luke suggested
"SOUNDS PERFECT OKAY LETS GO" Darth Vader says. Luke puts his leash on him. Darth Vader scampers up to you and whimpers. You give him a big hug and start to cry.
"Be good for Luke." You say. "I luff you so much"
"I love you too." Darth Vader said as he cried. You watched him leave but you could hardly seen anything because you were crying so hard. You never thought this moment would come. You will always love your bby darth vader :)
THE END
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If Darth Vader was your pet
FanfictionI thought of this story when i was looking at some fan art of someone fixing darth vader's helmet. That reminded me that darth vader's helmet looks kind of like a sad puppy so here is a story about it ~i do not own Star Wars or any Star Wars charact...
