I had the whole room for myself and maybe tonight I could finally talk to Harry on facebook. No. I have to talk to him!!! I spent over twenty minutes wondering if I should talk to him first or wait until he talks to me. But of course that wasn't going to happen, why would he talk to me first??? Oh well…what can go wrong if I talk to him first?

“Hey Harry(:” 

Damn it. I sound like total weirdo. Oh my god please don’t read that. I'm weird. I can't.

“Hi superwoman ;).x”

“How did it go?”

“Huh?”

Okay...we're talking.

“The break up?:/ Are you okay?”

“She didn’t take it too well but I’m a free man! And yes I am, thanks for asking babe.X”

“Yeah…in my homepage I saw the cute comment she posted on your wall. OUCH. She’ll get over it don’t worry(: You’re welcome…hmmm…lol”

“Ohh…well that’s embarrassing. You were not supposed to read that”

Before I could even write something he immediately sent another message.

“Nobody was supposed to read that. She’s just being a drama queen and I’m sure she’ll get over it!.X”

“Yeah but that message was not nice…I mean who does that? Posting a stupid, mean message to your ex-boyfriend because he doesn’t love you anymore and because you were a slut”

Did I really just said that?! Damn it Emma…Why are you so stupid?!

“I’m sorry” I typed as fast as I could.

“It’s alright babe, you’re right it’s stupid.xx”

“hehe..”

GREAT EMMA. What a way to make him stop talking to you.

“So? Emma? How’s life treating you?.x”

OH MYY GOD.

“Life is good I guess? :D Hey hey hey hey guess what??

“What?.x”

“nonono nevermind. Want me to tell you an amazing ‘knock-knock joke’?”

“Alright”

“Knock-knock?”

“Who’s there?”

“You know”

“You know who?”

“THAT’S RIGHT BITCH AVADA KEDAVRA…you’re dead. Sorry I just killed you:(“

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No you’re not sorry! I thought we were friends, and Harry Potter fan huh?.x”

“I’m hilarious don’t you think? Yes I am and of course we are! AND YES. I breathe Harry Potter!!! My fav book/film, I don’t know what my life would be without this amazing book/film. Potterhead 4 life<3”

“Haha you are quite funny;) oh alright then. Me too! One of my favorite films to watch and Emma Watson is fit I have a big crush on her and I’m a big fan and she’s fit. Have I mentioned how fit she is?” 

I stared at my laptop laughing waiting for him to write more. I knew he wasn’t done talking.

“Because she is! Oh sorry you’re probably thinking that I have problems but she’s just really fit and the movies are brilliant, she’s brilliant! Isn’t Ron Weasley a lucky lad? Ah! x”

I was about to type when…

“Oh alright then. You can answer me now! I’m done. Don’t be scared Em you can reply, I bet you’re laughing…I just…sorry! .x”

“1. Nope I’m not quite funny ...I’m hilarious! I should have a talk show! 2. I can see you love Emma just as much as I love Tom<3 he’s just soooo cute and I met him on NYC! In the premiere he brought pizza for us and talked to all the fans he was the sweetest guy on planet earth. He’s incredibly hot/cute/ugh…that sexy motherfucka! -.- lol<3<3 

3.Nope I don’t think you have problems..but I do have problems ^^ haha and yes the movies are (brilliant)? More like AMAZING! But whatever. 4. I wasn’t scared I was laughing haha:) and don’t worry.

5. I know you like Emma Watson because she has my name;D”

EMMA WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN STUPID HE’S GOING TO THINK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL?? I JUST TOLD HIM HE LIKES HER BECAUSE HE LIKES ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM? I DON’T DESERVE TO BE SITTING HERE TALKING TO HIM.

My thoughts were interrupted by an instant reply. OHH

“1. A talk show? Interesting. 2. Oh boy haha. HAHAHA he’s ugly and he’s mean he’s draco malfoy for god’s sake! 3. Hahaha well we both obviously have problems not just you! 4. I KNEW IT. I’m embarrassed…forgive me?  5. And woah you found out my secret ugh;).x”

“1. YESSSSSSSSS 2.NOOOOO HE’S HOT. He’s not really Draco Malfoy ya’know? 3. Well we can face our problems together:) 4. HAHAHAHa it was funny:’D it’s okay! 5. Haha”

REPLY FAST PLEASE.

“1. You want me to tell you a joke about pizza? 2. No he’s ugly I don’t find him attractive or fit. Well whatever he’s not cute…I am;) 3. I’d love that you know;) 4. HEY I was having a fanboy moment! :o.X”

“1. Ok? 2.Maybe that’s because you’re a boy…?? Hahah sure..! 3. Okie:P 4. Harry are you gay or something?! HAHA:)<3 P.s I don’t mean it in a rude way”

Oh holly cow I just screwed it up. He’s flirting and all I can come up is with o0kie and you’re gay. 

“1. Nevermind it’s cheesy! HAHAHAHAHHA 2. So? 3. :) 4.HA-HA very funny. x“

“1. Sorry that wasn’t funny… 2. You’re a boy! You’re not supposed to like him that way! Are you Mr. Nuggets trying to tell me something? 4. I know I’m hilarious but seriously…your gay is showing!”

“1.Ouch :( 2. And who says I like him?! And no, don’t worry I’m crazy about my ladies and I’m single;) 3. Indeed. X”

“Hahaha well nevermind then. And good for you little nugget. Haha:P Can you please tell me why you always put a damn “x” after every sentence!? O.e”

“Okay..? YEAHHH;) that’s a kiss..:( You don’t like my kisses?”

What? 

“Ohhh a kiss? Lmfao…you’re weird”

“IM NOT WEIRD! I was being polite:(“

“Yeah whatever you say;)”

We spent at least 2 hours talking but it was bed time for me, I was really tired but I didn’t wanna say goodbye.

“HAROOOOLD hehe:) I have to go..I’m super tired! But we’ll talk tomorrow? Kay?:)”

“EMMAAAAAA NOOOOO:( stay 5 more minutes!”

“I’m falling asleep:(“

“Oh okay..Goodnight then. I’ll message you tomorrow!.:( x”

And with that I logged out and stared at the ceiling until I finally fell asleep.

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