Noona | bts

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10| DabBam

"Baekhyun, Byun Baekhyun."

"B—byun?" Namjoon blurted out with an unreadable expression written all over his face, why does he look like that?

Unsure, you just nodded your head slowly, "Yes, his name is Byun Baekhyun, what's the matter?" You asked

He shook his head immediately, "N—no! I—I don't know him."

You laughed, "I didn't even asked you if you know him, Namjoon—ah." You said and reached for your phone since it has been ringing, you looked at the caller ID just to see Yugyeom's nickname that happens to be 'shitty coconut', you then picked up the call

"Oi, mate." You beamed cheerfully while grinning

But your smile turned upside down when you heard him cough from the other line, "(name)—ah." He called out, it was almost inaudible to be heard, and it made you bit your lips, heck you didn't even corrected him from calling you as if you are a year younger than him,

You were now worried, your brows were knotted and you are now standing up pacing, "What's happening with you Yugyeom—ssi?"

You heard another cough, "I am kinda sick, and yesterday—"

"What the heck did you do yesterday?" You screeched

"I got into a fight—"

"You fucking what?!" You shouted making the boys look at you, shocked

"They insulted you. And how did they know the heck out of you? Well they always went to the café—" he stopped and coughed, "and they are always looking at you, hungrily! How did I know that? Because I came their almost everyday too, (Name)."

You were struck, he always got into fights because of you, and you hated yourself for it, you don't want your best friend to get into fights, so you just sigh, "I fucking hate you for getting onto another fight, Yugyeom, but I love you too, so I'll be there and I'm going to take care of your sick ass." You said as you get your coat and put it on, still talking to your best friend

"What about the kids?" You stopped when you heard him, he's right, what about the kids?

You looked behind you and looked at them, you weakly smiled and went to them, crunching down to reach their level, "Noona is going to take care of Yugyeom oppa, okay? I'm going to send my homie—I mean my friend later, okay? You guys should behave or tell him to behave himself because he is really hyper." You said and they all nodded their head

"Take care noona!"

—

"So, what do we do now?" Asked Yoongi

Namjoon looked at them, "Let's talk about noona—I mean (Name)'s ex." He said

"You mean that bacon boy?" Asked Yoongi sarcastically as he crossed his arms

Namjoon scoff, "He is a Byun, Yoongi."

"A Byun?!" The others screeched

"Wow, I'm the only one who listened to (Name), aren't I?" Namjoon scoff

"No one cares." Jungkook butted in as he rolled his eyes

Namjoon just sigh, "as I was saying, that Baekhyun guy is somehow strange since, how can a Byun be associated with a girl like (name)?"

Hoseok shrugged, "maybe he's not like them, maybe just maybe, he is a good guy." Hoseok said as he looked at Namjoon

"Hoseok is right, Namjoon, we can't just judge someone by his surname." Jin said as he nodded his head in agreement

"Bullshit. He is a Byun, hyung! A Byun!" Yoongi shouted as his face shows a scowl

"He is a Byun, which means he is dangerous," Jungkook said and all of his hyungs nodded in agreement, "But Hoseok Hyung might be right." He said

"Yeah. Maybe he really likes (Name)—"

"Isn't Byun Baekhyun really familiar?" Asked Jimin which made them all snapped their heads towards his direction, he just pucker his lips forming a cute little pout and shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, but I could swear that his name seem pretty familiar for me." He added which made them all even confused

"Really? Where did you heard that nam—"

"Ayo homies~!" A loud voice echoed from the whole entire house, making them look towards the door, which there stood a young boy—about your age— with a dark blue hair while wearing an oversized white and black striped long sleeves along with black skinny jeans, while he holds a huge tiger plushie,

He ran up to Taehyung and showed him the plushie, "look, I have a tiger plushie!" He beamed cheerfully

Taehyung then grinned and get the tiger plushie, "Woah! It's so cute~"

"How did you get in?" Asked Yoongi, obviously forgetting that he is in a kid's body while he crossed his arms

He Blue haired boy just laugh, "I am (Name)'s friend, Nice to meet you, I could assume you are Yoongi since (Name) told me about you guys." He beamed happily then pointed at Jimin who is sitting on the carpet next to Jungkook, "Oh! I know you! You are Jiminie~ and this cute little toddler is Jungkookie right?" He added and went to pick Jungkook up, he then pointed towards Hoseok and Namjoon, "and you guys are Hoseok and Namjoon!" He declared as he continued jumping, still holding Jungkook and with Hoseok and Taehyung jumping along with him he pointed towards Jin's direction

"And you are Jin!" He said happily and set Jungkook down to the couch, he then Turned towards the boys and grinned once again, "Hello! I am Bambam, your dab hyung, but you can all call me dabbam!"

"Now, Let's dab!"

-

"Yoongi, why won't you dab?" Asked Bambam for the twentieth time as he let put a frustrated groan

Yoongi shook his head, "dabbing are for weirdoes."

Bambam laughed, "but all of us are dabbing, do you think we are weirdoes?" He asked

Yoongi nodded his head, "Yes, of course."

Bambam pouted as he pa ed his surroundings, he was teaching the boys on how to dab with swag and all of them did it—except for one person, Yoongi, "But dabbing is cool." He said

Yoongi shook his head, "No it's not, dabbing is so weird." He sassed

Bambam smirked as he saw you outside, unlocking your front door, "what if (name) dabs?"

Yoongi shook his head again, "she won't, she is not a weirdo." Yoongi spat, but of course he is still a child and Bambam just couldn't get enough of his cuteness

"Of please, she is weird just like me." Bambam said

Yoongi scoff, "prove it."

Bambam just smirked and turned his gaze to the door as he heard a click and there you are locking it behind you, and when you turn your back from the door, you saw him and a grin spread across your face, and without hesitation you ran up to him to hug him, "Ayo homie, I didn't know you're the one who would come! I thought it would be Youngjae oppa!" You said as you finally let go of him

"Well, I wanted to see the kids you are talking about non stop, so I figured why not come right?" He smiled at you sheepishly

You then laughed, "Gosh, I dab you homie!" You shouted before dabbing

Bambam smirked and turned to face Yoongi who has his mouth hanging agape, "So your noona is a weirdo now?" He laughed and Yoongi just nodded his head

"(Name)." Bambam called out which made you stopped dabbing and face him

"What?"

Bambam smiled sheepishly, "That mint haired boy told me you are a weirdo."

"What?!" You shriek

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This is shit wtf (｡-∀-｡)