nevlovesplants: when it's the last week of holidays but you still as pale as a sheet so you gotta go to the beach to get a tan
theo.dora: go to the beach to get skin cancer********
nevlovesplants: please leave
theo.dora: excuse me, could you please leave*******
lisa_claw: theo.dora I LOVE YOU FOR THAT REFERENCE CAN WE GET PLATONICALLY MARRIED
nevlovesplants: theo.dora, lisa_claw can both of you please leave?
theo.dora: u just jealous cuz we cooler
nevlovesplants: cuz you losers who listen to depressing music and hate life*******
hannahhh: awww you so cute <33
nevlovesplants: hannahhh did you lose your glasses again?
fancy.park: well look at the bright side; come Halloween u won't need no sheet, u just go as urself and everyone will mistake u for a ghost
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"get off the damn phone and go outside" said nobody ever bc smartphones didn't exist during Harry's time and even if they had wizards wouldn't know and even if they did they wouldn't be able to use them at Hogwarts hence the word AU [golden trio...