TWENTY SEVEN

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[between hoeseph and sephy sucks]

sephy sucks;
wHERE ARE U I WANT PIZZA
MAC N CHEESE PIZZA SPECIFICALLY
AND CHOCOLATE?
AND SOYA MILK

hoeseph;
I HAVE BEEN TO THREE STORES LOOKING FOR MAC AND CHEESE PIZZA
AND RESORTED TO GOING TO PIZZA HUT AND ORDERING ONE
YEAH YOU'RE WELCOME
I GOT MYSELF PIZZA TOO THOUGH ITS ALL GOOD

sephy sucks;
omg can i just marry u now
ur like ... the best
i am so proud of my great taste in men

hoeseph;
yeah yeah I KNOW
and no you can't bitch where's my ring & fancy proposal?
i got the tampons you needed too (at least i think they're the right ones???)
and some chocolate soya milk & daim bars bc as u so often remind me — they're your fave

sephy sucks;
you're an absolute fucking legend
ring & proposal coming asap
omg just come here now
pls come cuddle me i hate being a girl
can i just deleterus my uterus

hoeseph;
that might just be the cringiest thing you have ever said in the whole world
"deleterus my uterus"
love you loads i'll be home in fifteen don't distract me i need to drive

sephy sucks;
love u loads & loads
see u soon baby

hoeseph;see you soon love u too angelU LOOK GORGEOUS

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hoeseph;
see you soon
love u too angel
U LOOK GORGEOUS

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short but there's a cute lil bit of sephjoe

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