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MESSAGE BETWEEN
CREEPY UNCLE AND HOT STUFF

hot stuff
ivy morgan? you wanna talk about her

creepy uncle
nothing to really say, she just messaged me outta no where

hot stuff
she cute

creepy uncle
yeah she cute

hot stuff
are you gonna ask her out?

creepy uncle
im not 17, idk em, you ask so many questions
ugh making my head hurt, hot stuff

hot stuff
first, im ur best friend im allowed to ask questions
two, you havent had a girlfriend since 8th grade
three, who is she and she looks young?

creepy uncle
one, okay fine
two, hey back up outta my grill
three, she is 19 and she is in a band

hot stuff
got a rock chick on your hands?
isnt that like your wet dream?

creepy uncle
no ur my wet dream

hot stuff
i h8 you
(yeah)
i hate joe keery yeahhhhhh
new song droppin 2018

creepy uncle
ur at work, please get back to working

hot stuff
my scene isnt till 7
come bring me food?

creepy uncle
excuse me?

hot stuff
PLEASEEEEE
plEAse

creepy uncle
after you bully me and harass me??

hot stuff
joe-joe please
i will watch jane the virgin with you tonight

creepy uncle
make it great british baking show and we have a deal

hot stuff
FINE.
but charlie loves that show and he is gonna beat you if he finds out we watched it

creepy uncle
he will have to deal with it
what do you want to eat?

hot stuff
in and out?

creepy uncle
fine ill be there in an hour

hot stuff
i love you stupid

creepy uncle
yeah yeah love you too hot stuff

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