Here are few of my favourites...LOL
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
HAHAHAHHAHAHA that was hilarious!!!!!!!