one day i was walking down a road.
I looked up at the sky and stared at a cloud that looked like
Ronald Reagan's head!
I yelled "TUNA FISH SALAD" then jumped into a hole, which presumably led to China.
When I got there, I asked them where their Rice was.
They said back "THIS BOY A RACIALISM!"
then they threw me in a china prison.
luckily my escape dog, named Wallet, was there.
and he dug my way out all the way back to the Mexico, where I came from.
The chinese people set out a search for me.
And they FOUND ME!!!
Then I got death by electric chair and died.
the end.
