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litty kiddos

max:
mike and i had the sTRANGEST TRAIN RIDE

el:
did you purposely use strangest as in strangers club

max:
hm maybe

mike:
THE TRAIN RIDE WAS SO STRANGE THOUGH

richie:
what even happened

max:
it was super squished at first

and then people started getting off

then the train stalled and  these two strangers bonded over some sort of casserole

then these other people were talking about different types of sand

stanley:
if that ain't me

bev:
why....is that you?

do you often talk about different types of sand?

or bond with strangers over casserole?

stanley:
you know what NO

but maybe i SHOULD

bill:
you really shouldn't

stanley:
yeah you're most likely right

mike:
anyway

then this woman was going around asking how literally every single person on the train was which was nice but also???

kind of creepy

and then this toddler called me his mother

dustin:
hahahahahAHAHAHAHA

max:
and then someone asked if me and mike were dating and when we said no they asked if we were siblings???

mike:
and then there was this couple singing beside us

not like

to pass the time or planned or anything

they just were singing quietly

completely different songs than each other

max:
and then when we left this lady tried to hand us a wallet

she insisted it was mine and held up the ID that was in it and kept saying it looked just like me

THE PICTURE WAS OF A CAUCASIAN MALE IN HIS LATE THIRTIES

HOW DOES THAT EVEN RELATIVELY LOOK LIKE ME

mike:
so i'm never taking the train again????

ben:
oh my god

lucas:
so much weird all at once

eddie:
honestly?

im concerned for a lot of those people

max:
honestly?

us too

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