Kate: Hi and welcome back to the T or D series~! @Worldwide27 dares Scorpio to kiss his/her crush. *sighs* WHYYYYYY
Cancer: What's wrong? ;-;
Kate: No matter who I ship Scorpio with, people are gonna be unhappy and I can't please everyone and and-- *cries*
Scorpio: *kisses reflection*
(I'll leave his crush up to your imagination~ ;3)
Kate: Lol sorry, reader-chan~ @Chokoko-sama dares Capricorn to yell this in Pisces' face *whispers in Capricorn's ear* And if Pisces says no, (s)he has to throw a water bottle at Scorpio's face. If (s)he says yes, Capricorn has to steal something from Virgo and keep it for a week
Capricorn: *takes a deep breath* *leans in to Pisces' face* HEY I LIKE UNICORNS, DO YOU LIKE UNICORNS?
Pisces: OF COURSE *high five*
Capricorn & Pisces: *rides off on unicorns*
(idek what I'm writing anymore)
Virgo: Huh? Where did my clothes go? O_o
Capricorn: *hides clothes* who knows?
Aquarius: Why didn't you just steal his/her phone or book or something like a normal person? -_-"
Capricorn: Because that would be boring for both Author-chan and Reader-chan
Kate and Capricorn: *high five*
Kate: sashaiiiiia dares Virgo to drop some sick beats
Virgo: I was born to do this. *clears throat* *drops sick beats*
Gemini: My ears have been blessed.
Sagittarius: My soul has been cleansed
Leo: My ears are virgins no more
(i have no idea what im doing anymore--)
Kate: sashaiiiiia also dares Cancer to embarrass each of the other signs in turn
Cancer: I do this basically everyday anyway sooo~ Aries, you're insecure af
Aries: n-no! Liar!! *^* *blushes a teeny tiny bit :3*
Cancer: Taurus made out with their cousin
Taurus: You haven't?
Cancer: Gemini would be gay for Leo
Gemini: You know it *winks at Leo* Honey, that's not embarrassing~
Cancer: Your home screen is Leo
Gemini: How'd you know...? O////O
Cancer: Leo's probably the most insecure out of all of us
Leo: T-that's not true...! >////> I-I'm beautiful and I know it! *actually really insecure*
Cancer: Virgo's made out with a book
Virgo: Y-YOU SAW THAT?!
Cancer: Libra has incredible drawing skills
Libra: Ah... no... >////>
Cancer: Scorpio is a hopeless romantic and--
Scorpio: S-STOP! O////O *covers Cancer's mouth*
Gemini & Leo: *pulls Scorpio away*
Cancer: ...--and loves hugs and cuddles
Scorpio: You're lying >////>
Cancer: Lol you know I'm not~ ;) Sagittarius has a huge crush on Libra, Capricorn made out with the same book as Virgo, Aquarius secretly dated a demon, and Pisces writes Scorisces fanfictions
Kate: ...should I be scared that you know all this?
Cancer: Definitely ;)
Gemini: Yeah well CANCER WRITES SCORISCES SMUT! *points at Cancer*
Cancer: Yeah well YOU READ THEM
Cancer: AND ENJOY THEM
Kate: I don't blame you, Scorisces smut is beautiful-- I mean what
Kate: Anyway, @Football_Girl32 dares everyone to say who their crush is
Kate: *lays down on floor* *dies*
Libra: Rest in piece, Author-chan...
Kate: *comes back to life* I'll leave that up to Reader-chan's imagination~ @Cookie_Geek24 dares Capricorn to be evil for 12 days
Capricorn: *burns Virgo's clothes* *laughs evilly*
Kate: @Cookie_Geek24 also dares the signs to act like a different sign. I'll let Reader-chan guess which sign~
(This is gonna be pretty stereotypical, please don't hate me XD)
Taurus: *holds up mirror* *kisses reflection*
Gemini: OMG I'M SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME
Cancer: *hums* *stares out window dreamily* *doodles* *falls asleep*
Leo: *jumps up and down* OMG LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE N SEEK OR SOMETHING--
Virgo: All I care about is books and Satan
Libra: All I care about is Leo
Sagittarius: My only love is books
Capricorn: I can't decide which shoes to wear...
Aquarius: Sex, Satan, murder, more sex (R.I.P all innocent readers, if there even is any lmao)
Pisces: Aliens are cool...
Kate: Anyway, that's all for now :3 Until next time~!
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