Villager apocalypse

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*me and Marika playing minecraft!*

Me: I'm gonna make a villager storeage room!

Marika: wat. ._.

Me: *screams*

Kyoya: WHAT?!

Me: I've started a Villager Apocalypse!

Fang: *facepalm*

Me: What? I have snake eyes!

Kyoya: Marika showed you the Warriors Spoof didn't she?

Me: Nope! I is a prickly pear!

Kyoya: -.-

*later*

Me: *running in circles* I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!

everyone: -.-

Kyoya: Marika?

Marika: yes?

Kyoya: WHY THE HECK DID YOU SHOW HER WARRIORS SPOOF? SHE'S RANDOM ENOUGH!

Marika: ............. She's a fan. I bet she doesnt remember wat warriors is.

Tyson: What's Warriors?

Me: WHEN THE @$#%$#% DID YOU GET HERE?

Tyson: About 2 hours ago! Marika kept hitting me with a broom!

Marika: *pulls out broom.*

Tyson: Yikes! *runs away*

Me: Um...marika?

Marika: wat?

Me: Isn't your house that way?

Marika: ..............Wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fang: I'll get him! *flies after Tyson!*

Kai: Can I have wings too?

Marika: No!

Fang *returns with Tyson* I got him!

Tyson: No fair! I just was going to order a pizza!

Everyone: -.-'

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