"Doll? This was a bit awkward. I mean, what kind of pads you use? There are so many! What are wings? Why are there so many types? Woman I'm so confused!"
"Baby it doesn't matter! Just get one in like a small size."
"Okay. But GOD THERE ARE SO MANY! SO MANY. LIKE SO MANY!"
"How many different versions does a woman need?"
"Daniel, Every vagina is different stop discriminating."
"Baby, I'm not its just.. SO MANY!!!"
"Are these right?"
"NO KIMI THOSE ARE GRANNY FREAKING DIAPERS!"
"HOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A TAMPON LOOKS LIKE?"
"YOU STICK A TAMPON UP YOU VAGINA. DOES IT REALLY LOOK LIKE I CAN STICK THAT UP MY VAGINA?"
"How many Pads do you need princess? There's a pack with 100. Will you need that many?"
"What the... there's packages with even more."
"A normal with 20 or Less is okay love."
"You don't need more? There's a lot of blood..."
"I know how much blood there is. I think I've been having my period for a while now."
"Oh! right right right."
"Liebling, Where do I find them?"
"Probably same place where the toothpaste and all that stuff is."
"Alright. Found it. Wait so a man just looked at me funny, what do I do?"
"How about buying the pads and getting home already?"
"He got a real smug face... what is he thinking?"
"HE'S THINKING THAT YOU'RE BUYING PADS. JUST BUY THEM AND GET YOUR ASS HOME!"
"Unwanted guest is here..."
"I keep wondering why you have to go through so much like damn can't the nature just text you saying that you're not pregnant?"
"Sometimes you gotta bleed to know that you're alive and you're not pregnant."
"I love your sense of humour."
"Baby girl, just found the blue tampons box you've asked."
"But you know, getting kicked in the balls hurts way more than having your period."
"LOL. K. Bring your balls home and lemme kick them for 7 days and then we'll compare."
"OH MY LORD OKAY I'M SORRY!!"