Me: Heyyy Maxxie!! Im bored!!
Maxxie: Ohhh can I come over and entertain you ;)
Me: ewwww you pervert!! You will NOT come over and see me in my cupcake shorts and shirt!
Maxxie: Ohh babe, you know you want my touch!
Me: HAHAHA nooo I dont cuz then Id have MAXXIE GERMS!! EWWWY!!
Maxxie: Oh come on baby please dont be so mean?
Me: IMMA BE MEAN TO U UNTIL I GET MY F*CKING CUPCAKE B*TCH!!
Maxxie: Awwww your to hyper for all that sugar!!
Me: I dont get hyper from sugar i get high from air and drunk from life! so ahahaha
Maxxie: oh so imma have to kill you?
Me: You touch me I will literally cut you up and feed you to snuggles!
Maxxie: NOOO SNUGGLES IS AN EVIL BUNNY!!
Me: OHHH SNUGGLES WHERE ARE YOU? oh there you are. You wanna eat Maxxie?
Maxxie: NO snuggles doesnt like me! He will eat me! Wait whyd you name that demon a girls name?
Me: Cuz B*TCH I can!!
Maxxie: Im not a B*TCH cuz that what snuggles is!!
Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BUNNY A F*CKING B*TCH!!!
Maxxie: Well u threated to feed me to it?!
Me: ooooohhhh GUESS WHAT!!!??
Me: I got a new bunny named bob and its a girl and they mated!! More snuggles and bobs!
Maxxie: AHHHF*CKNOB*TCH!!! you are phyco!!
Me: Do u want a baby bunny?
Me: Imma offer one to your mom cuz she always wanted one!!
Maxxie: NOOO I SWARE IF U DO I WILL SHOVE A SQUID DOWN UR THROAT!!
Me: NOOONOOONO SQUIDS!!
Maxxie: that is soooo funny please retell me the story?
Me: F*CK NOOO I WILL SEND SNUGGLES AFTER YOU!! ITS TRAMITIZING!!
Mattie: please? oh lets start where you jumped from the dock in a bikini...
Me: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
Maxxie: ohh I know your parents arent hom so Im coming over with Jimmy!!
Me: NOOOO I dont want you to!!
Maxxie: SHUT UP B*TCH YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME THERE!! AND ILL BUY YOU ICECREAM!
Me: NOOOO I WANT A CUPCAKE!!!
Maxxie: Oh well u get icegream see you in 30 min. BYEEEEEE
Me: Fine but im wearing a cupcake outfit!!!
Maxxie: nawww gurlll cover that hot body cuz jimmy will cry when u kiss him!
Me: not my fault Im a hot girl and he is so gay he crys when i kiss him!
Maxxie: Whatever just no kissing him he is my boyfriend yaknow
Me: hahaha someones jelous that im kissing a gay guy!
Maxxie: SURE AM!!! NOW BYE BE THER IN 30 and cover up!
Me: nawww im good and byeeeee!!!