Don't Judge Me, Judge Yourself Sis

Case of the Ex

The only thing running through my mind is who the hell has the grip of satan on these 2 month old braids and hopefully I get released from this grip with my edges intact. I fall to the ground and chaos breaks loose. I take a few blows to the head as I hear the mixture of bass from music and footsteps rushing toward me. I finally get to my feet and with my head down, rush the person pulling my hair. I reach for their neck with both hands and latch on. Whoever it is , has a meaty fucking neck because my midget hands are struggling to hold on. I've been in a few fights before, and one thing I know is a person is going to need air before I need my hair. I call this the "air before hair theory". The person finally lets go of my hair after I've cut off their oxygen and grabs my wrists , trying to break free. I tackle them to the ground, falling on top of them. I'm finally able to get a look at the person, and it is no other than Jessica. Her eyes filled with rage.
"Beat her ass Kali! " shouts Ray from behind me. I notice that everyone in the club attention is directed at me. My body gets hot with anger and I start punching Jessica in her face as hard as I can. The roar from the audience around me is so loud, I don't see this other girl come from behind me. The girl strikes me twice and I block the blows. I'm literally about to get jumped by a gang of white bitches. I'm considering calling this a hate crime. While still on top of Jessica fluffy ass , I swing at the other girl. I miss. I look really stupid at this point. While trying to fight every direction , I watch as the random girl is pulled by her hair , and dragged away screaming. It was like something from paranormal activity. I look up, and it's Lisa.  Lisa starts beating the girl down while dragging her through the club. I'm shocked but have no time to react. I turn to Jessica and restart my rampage. A few more seconds into the fight , security comes and snatches me up effortlessly. I'm struggling to break free from his hold when I watch as Ray smashes a bottle over his head.
"Bitch!" He shouts . "Bitch let's go!" Ray grabs my hand and starts running through the crowd of people.  As he's pulling me I look back and watch Lisa get tackled by security.
"We have to do something !" I shout to Ray.
"Honey, we ain't got to do shit! That hoe can handle it. Plus. You know my ass on probation!" Ray shouts back at me.
"Here, take my car, and meet me at my house. I'll be there soon ! Leave the door unlocked just incase! "
"But Ka-"
"Go!" I shout. Ray nods and runs out the club. I run toward the scene and see one of the big black security guards on top of Lisa , while she's struggling to break free on her stomach. I hop on top of the man from behind. He stands up and my feet are immediately dangling from his massive height. He grabs and slams me to the ground like a rag doll. My back hits the floor hard , and I lose air from the impact. Just then, Jay rushes the guard hitting him with a clean 3 piece. The guard is out cold. I look up from the ground and I see Jessica big ass running toward me, mouth bleeding and screaming looking like a vicious Pumba from the Lion King. Before I could get up , I watch Jay punch her in the face once , and she falls to the ground. She's out. Jay reaches his hand down to me. I take it to assist me up from the ground. Lisa also stands up beside me.  We all start running to the exit.
Outside we hear police cars from the distance.
"I let Ray leave with my car'" I panic.
"I got dropped off !" Shouts Lisa, scared.
"I'll take y'all , let's go! " says Jay as we follow him to his 99' Honda. I hop in the front , as Lisa slides in the back and we speed off. "Let's hope we don't get pulled over !" Jay says while looking every which way.
"They wouldn't know we left that club " I say
"No, but they would know this car is stolen." Jay says nonchalantly.
"STOLEN?!" Both Lisa and I say in unison.
"Yea, with that , And the weed in the car we are definitely going to jail" Jay says nonchalantly.
"I'm too pretty to go to jail !" Lisa panics. "I don't wanna get raped with a broomstick"
"Slow the fuck down then Jay , damn " I say aggressively. Jay slows down , and looks at me smiling. I can't help but smile back at him. A rush of adrenaline goes through my body. I try to draw my attention away from him. "So, Lisa. I really appreciate what you did back there. That was dope, and a little unexpected." I say , looking back at her.
"Ironically , I actually cane to confront you about your little Facebook post. " Lisa says with an attitude. Her tone switches . "But then when everything started going down, at the end of the day I'm not gonna watch you get jumped girl. You'd do the same for me. " Lisa says, cracking a smile.
" How about we forget the bullshit and move forward ? " I say , shrugging my shoulders.
"Sure , after you delete that post. Like Really Kali ?  All my hoe-facts?" Lisa says, making both of us laugh.
"I hate to interrupt this little Kumbaya but where do y'all niggas live? " Jay interrupts.
"Virginia Beach" we both say.
"Ok cool, me too. We are just now leaving Norfolk , so just direct me from here" Jay says in his usual smooth , sexy tone.
"How did you know I'd be at the Wave anyway ?" I ask curiously. 
"Ray made a post on Facebook, tagging you in it. It said 'On my way to the Wave wit my bitch in the rainbow heels. How ironic , wearing rainbow for the rainbows' " she says imitating Ray.
"He's such an ass " I say , as we both laugh.
We continue to direct Jay , until we get to Lisa's house.  I get out the car to give her a hug, and she waves at Jay thanking him. "Thanks again girl " I say.
"Don't mention it "
"And to think I wanted to beat the fuck outta you. Like ... really beat the fuck outta you. "
"Girl you crazy " Lisa says laughing
"No girl , listen. I mean the literal fuck out of you. Like you wouldn't want to fuck after I beat your ass.  Literally ... beat the fuck outta y-"
"Ok Kali I get the fucking joke goodnight " Lisa walks off rolling her eyes.
"Love you bitch !" I shout.
"Love you too psycho" she shouts back. We pull off from her house.
We finally make it to my house, and I see my car in my driveway. Jay pulls up to the second empty spot, and parks his car.
"Are you tryna roll up?" He asks.
"No, I don't smoke. I don't like the way it makes me feel. " I say smiling.
"How are you from Cali , and don't smoke Ma?" Jay asks jokingly.
"Not everyone from Cali is a pot head" I say as I push his shoulder playfully. 
"Do you always get into big brawls at the club?" Jay asks curiously. 
"No , I didn't expect that at all. " I say rolling my eyes.
"It was a lil sexy . The way you handled yours, even though she caught you off guard. " he says smiling . "What shawty's beef with you anyway ? That was a big bitch" He asks.
"It's complicated" I say nonchalantly.
"I can digg it " he responds , as he finishes rolling the blunt. He lights it up , and starts to smoke. He puts the blunt toward my direction.  "Just hit it one time,its been a crazy night" says Jay. 
"I don't know. This isn't laced with bath salt , or cocaine is it? " I ask jokingly
"Nigga " Jay looks at me with a straight face. I take the blunt from him and hit it once. "There you go " he says. I exhale , then hit it another time. I start coughing hard while my eyes water.  "Ok, that's enough " Jay takes the blunt from me. I watch as Jay smokes the rest of the blunt. My entire body is at ease , and I'm giggling to myself. "Shawty you smacked !" Jay says , laughing. I start laughing with him , but can't control my laughter. It's like he said the funniest joke I've heard in years. We both start laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears are in our eyes.
After the laughter starts to die down , Jay turns to me, and kisses me. My heart drops into my stomach , as I feel every hair on my body stand up. I climb over to the drivers seat, while accidentally honking the horn with my ass. I face him , while in his lap and continue kissing him. We're like animals. He unzips my dress and pulls it halfway down , to my waist. He pulls out my tittie and puts it in his mouth. I can feel his wet tongue , moving circles around my nipple. I let out a loud moan , and squeeze his head deeper into my chest. He opens the car door , and picks me up , legs wrapped around his waist. He walks with me straddling him up the driveway , to my front door. He pins me against the wall on my porch and continues to kiss me passionately. I reach to the left of me , and see the door is unlocked .
"Take me inside " I say out of breath. Still carrying me, he opens my front door, and brings me to my living room.  He lays me down on the couch , as he pulls his pants off completely. His dick is fully erect. It wasn't as big as Tim's but it was smooth , and pretty. He leans above me and kisses me , as he slides my panties off. He kisses my neck. He puts a condom on then slowly enters me. I gasp for air as I scratch his chocolate back. He moves his hips in a steady motion , moving in and out of me. My body has never felt this way before , as I let out high pitched moans. He suddenly speeds up , pounding his dick inside me. It feels so good I try to push him off , but he keeps a tight grip on me while pounding harder inside me. I let out moans that are close to screams of pleasure. My body starts shaking and I cum without hesitation. He doesn't stop. Instead , he picks me up , while he's still inside me and puts me against a wall. He lifts me up and down , on and off his dick as he sucks on my breasts. The pleasure overwhelms my body , and I bite his shoulder. He starts thrusting faster and harder while I scream. I scratch his back again , but this time I break the skin. I can hear him moan loudly with my breasts in his mouth. He lifts me off of him, and brings me to the ground. He turns me around and bends me over. My dress still on me , while my ass is sitting in the air. He enters from behind me , and starts aggressively pounding it inside me. You can hear my ass clap against him as he moans , cursing at me. He pushes down on my back , forcing my arch to be in a better position. My body shakes again , and I cum for the second time. I can hear his breaths shorten and his dick throbs inside me. He pulls out , takes the condom off, and I can feel him cum on my ass. I awkwardly stay in the position he left me, while reevaluating what just happened.
"So ... like. Can you get your kids off my ass or..?" I say sarcastically.
"Yea, where's the bathroom " he asks laughing.  I point to the direction , and he heads to the bathroom.  After a few seconds , he comes back with baby wipes. He takes the liberty of cleaning me up.
I pull myself together , then sit on the couch , as I watch him adjust his clothing. 
"I'm not a hoe or anything , if that's what you're thinking . " I say to him in a confronting tone.
"I didn't think you were" Jay says nonchalantly.
"So, was this a one night stand or something ?" I ask , curiously. 
"It doesn't have to be " he says in his regular nonchalant tone.
"Meaning ....?" I drag the word.
"Meaning if you want to see me again , you'll see me again "
"So like , what are you looking for exactly? Because I'm in a kinna wei-"
"Let me just stop you right there shawty. I'm not looking for anything. I'm chillin. If we vibe , we vibe. If not , then it's whatever. " says Jay.
"Why are you so nonchalant about this ? Do you do this often?"
Jay turns at me squinting.  "Why do you ask so many damn questions?"
"Because I have a mouth "
"Well sometimes you don't have to use it "
"Are you implying I shut up ?"
"Yea that's exactly what I'm implying "
"So you're disrespecting me in my house ?"
"You disrespected yourself "
"Huh?"
"I don't know , I'm not great with comebacks." Jay smirks. We both start laughing.  "You gonna show me your room, or nah "
"Why do you wanna see my room?"
"Again , with the questions. "
"It's a legit one " I say giggling.
"Oh , so you just used me and kicking me out? Damn , you sure you don't do this often?" He asks jokingly.
"Ha ha , very funny. My pussy is too legendary to share with everyone" I laugh , as I guide Jay up to my room. 
"So I can actually stay the night , or did I not get that privilege ?"
"Shhh!" I shush Jay at the top of the steps. I crack open my guest room and see Ray knocked out on the air mattress.  "My friend is sleep in this room" I whisper. 
"Gotchu " Jay whispers back. We both walk into my room and Jay sits at the edge of my bad. I take off my clothes in front of him.
"So is Jay short for anything ?" I ask , grabbing a towel.
"Yea, Javion. " he responds while turning my tv on.
"Do you have any kids?" I pull my hair up into a bun.
"Yea, I have a 2 year old son. You ?"
"No . No kids. But I am a kindergarten teacher so I definitely love children. "
"Nigga what ? " Jay says shocked , giggling.
"Yup , I've been a teacher for 2 years now. "
"So you mean to tell me , I got into a club fight , smoked a blunt , and fucked , all with a kindergarten teacher?" Jay's brows raise.
"Yup. I guess you can say that "
"Goals " Jay says flipping the channels.
"So are you a 'trapper' " I say in a proper tone while air quoting the word.
"Something like that. Anymore questions ?"
"Nope"
"Good"
"Anyway , I'm about to jump in the shower, help yourself to whatever"  I say walking out the room and into the bathroom. 
I turn the shower on and drop my towel. I close my eyes as the hot water streams down my body. I take my body wash and start lathering myself with the smell of mango pineapple. I then hear the bathroom door open , and my head darts from behind the curtain. I see Jay fully naked , with his dick hanging.
"You said I could help myself to whatever , so , here I am" he says smoothly. Before I could say anything he enters the shower and starts to kiss me. I pull back away smiling.
"Really?" I say giggling.
"Just bend that ass over again for me one time"
The next morning, I wake up to my door bell ringing. Halfway awake , I put my naked body in a robe and head downstairs.  The bell rings again.
"I'm coming , hold on!" I shout , with my eyes barely open. I open the door.
"Hey beautiful "
"Tim?!?"