WOMAN / HARRY STYLES [✓]

THIRTY EIGHT

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everyone hates harry™
[milano salami, harold, neil hornet and 2+ more]

milano salami;
can you BELIEVE that as of tomorrow we've been back together for two years
that's actually mad

harold;
babe, why did you send this to the gc?

neil hornet;
wrong chat, dickhead

milano salami;
bitch u THOUGHT
i wanted everyone to be reminded that halana are one (1) mf power couple

payne in the arse;
excuse you cheryl and i are getting married
make that one of two (2) mf power couples

i like girls who eat carrots;
🐸☕ harry

milano salami;
calm down uglies
also YES liam
do you and cheryl still need me to babysit this weekend?

payne in the arse;
yes please, bear is living up to my nickname on here though so be warned he's loud and annoying lately bless him

neil hornet;
definitely takes after his dad then?

harold;
i'm not gonna be babysitting with you this week baby so GOOD LUCK

milano salami;
i'm a pro babysitter pipe down styles
just because ur fans post pics of you with kids and act like you're some king who is amazing with kids
you nearly drOPPED bear the first time we babysat him

payne in the arse;
WHAT

cheryl💓💗💞💖;
WHAT

neil hornet;
WHAT

i like girls who eat carrots;
WHAT

spider webb rosie;
WHAT

harold;
THANKS MILANA NOBODY WILL EVER TRUST ME WITH THEIR CHILD AGAIN
IT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT
YOU SCARED ME

milano salami;
god forbid we ever have kids🙄🙄🙄
not trusting u, out here nearly dropping them on their head and shit

harold;
excuse me
i'm gonna be the best dad i'll have you know

neil hornet;
sure, jan

milano salami;
anyway i'm ridiculously hungry so this bitch is gonna go make pizza thanks
actually i might go buy some pickled onions
i want pickled onions
also some white chocolate
jelly maybe?
BRB SAINSBURY'S HERE I COME X

harold;
hm

payne in the arse;
👀👀👀

i like girls who eat carrots;
well then

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long ish and just some news !! i'm probs gonna finish this at chap forty because it's kinda dragging now i don't want it to keep getting worse hahahah
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