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Jughead: what you need is this bomb ass Dïck
[Seen at 12:04 pm]

Veronica: Im-

Kevin: did hE JUST

Josie : boi

Cheryl: Jughead sweetie

Jughead: that was not me I swear. Archie sent that

Archie: what no I Didnt

Jughead: he's lying. I'm at his house and he grabbed my phone and texted that

Archie: these lies

Jughead: we're literally on the same bed Archie

Cheryl: not to be that bïtch but

Cherul: this is how all gay fanfictions start

Betty: ....

Veronica: true

Josie:

Moose: jarchie is real y'all

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Moose: jarchie is real y'all

Cheryl: who the fück added this side character back

Kevin: I cant believe some people don't like Britney Godney Spears and her music!  Like wtf

Betty: Kevin! How did your blind date go?

Cheryl: I thought he was dating that Serpent hottie?

Cheryl: what was his name again? Jamaal? Jemimah?

Kevin: its Joaquin you maple syrup ass, pancake looking Wal-Mart version of Regina George

Cheryl: bïtch I'm chanel

Veronica: he IS dating him, or at least has a crush on him. But he's in denial so I set him up for a blind date

Veronica: :)))))))

Veronica: so how did it go btw

Kevin: it was going fine until he said he doesn't like Britney Spears music

Kevin: said she can't sing

Archie: where's the lie tho

Kevin l: Archie sweetie lets not talk about singing with you

Kevin: you sound like Ed sheeran had an orgy with the entire weasley family

Josie:

Reggie: kevin SNAPPED

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Reggie: kevin SNAPPED


Veronica: where's the lie tho

Archie: wtf Veronica you said you liked my singing

Cheryl: she's only in it for the D

Betty: the D?

Kevin: betty sweetie.....

Reggie: Veronica leave his crusty ass

Veronica: boi you left the fücking show

Reggie: what

Cheryl: shooketh

Joaquin: wait Kevin went on a date?

Cheryl: omg how Is Joaquin here

Valerie: what is going ON yall

Kevin: ...

Veronica: ;) :)

Kevin: Ronnie you little hoe

Joaquin: Kevin you said you had some school stuff

Joaquin: but you were on a date?

Kevin: oh my god

Kevin: Veronica forced me to go to it. It wasn't even anything proper. I walked out on him I swear

Joaquin: you know what? Whatever, I don't care....

*Joaquin has left the conversation*

Cheryl: I love drama

Josie: boi go text your man

Reggie: angry sex incoming

Ethel: lol

Cheryl: ..

Archie: ....

Cheryl: how tf did she get in this chat again

Ethel: let's all be happy guys, no fighting XD xoxo

Valerie: bïtch is you high

Jughead: guys Archie is playing his guitar

Jughead: send help

Archie: Jughead you know I'm also on this chat right? Im like five feet away, don't make me come there

Jughead: ...

Jughead: he's playing again send help

Betty: oh my god I can hear it through my window. Is Archie hurt? I think I hear someone wailing

Archie: I'm singing Betty..

Cheryl: ....

Valerie: ....

Josie:

Kevin: I hate y'all

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Kevin: I hate y'all

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