In Which Loki Will Get His Ass Handed To Him

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The team was gathered in the meeting room waiting for Y/N and also surprisingly Fury. While they were waiting Tony broke the silence and said "Since we are still waiting let's talk. What do you guys think of our new team mate? " "Wow gossiping seems right up your ally Stark." Clint replied giving him a look. As usual he waved him off and said " I'll  start  first off I want to know what can she do power and flexibility wise.It would just make her hotter cause she's already freaky catch my drift Deadpool?" "Yeah I do!" he shouted excitedly. Then Tony continued " Also am I the only curious one to know how they know each other and what Y/N did to give him an eye patch?" Tony questioned. Clint went next and said that she's crazy and that's what he needs for a pranking partner. When Clint said the crazy part Deadpool cut him off saying that's his type of girl. Majority was good and some were just confused about you. Then it all went down hill when Loki started talking about you using words like insufferable, insignificant, nuisance and such. When he started talking Fury and Y/N walked through the doors Thor signaled for Loki to stop but he didn't. He was starting to curse. While you listened to majority of it in silence except for some quite humored snickering quietly every now and then. Until he said something that stuck a nerve. It went something like this:

 " I am clueless to why the Director would choose such a crazy ass annoying stubborn obnoxious bitch to be on the team. Did she even have a decent family to teach her how to be civilized I mean really-" you were quietly snickering until he said something about your family. Fury spoke up before you and said " One that's way out of line and two she's gonna kick your ass." " Before you said something about my family your temper tantrum was actually funny." You said while slowly walking up to him rage in your eyes. You snapped your fingers twice. The first time a black band that goes on a magical being's wrists that immobilizes their magic  (OUAT Mr. Gold thanks) appears on Loki's wrist. The second time everyone else was encased in a F/C ( favorite color) glow that prevented them from interfering. That same glow also was starting to encase your body. There was a flash of F/C light and when it was gone so was Y/N and Loki. When you left the shield went down. Fury and the group rushed to the security room to see if you were in the base. The lock clicked. They heard a dark yet playful voice almost like bloodlust some would say, call out " Enjoy the show I know your watching. I love audiences!" and with that they saw you walking away from the security room through the cameras. Fury told them "Don't even try to get out she's stronger than any of you know and if I'm correct she got stronger." "so what are we suppose to do sit here and watch Loki's ass get kicked. I'm not complaining or anything I'm just saying I want a front row seat." Tony said

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You walk away from the security room and appeared in the training room. Then you heard yelling and you looked up. You saw Loki yelling while hanging from the ceiling of the room. You chuckle darkly at this and you wave your hands and instantly he is falling down to the floor. Once he is down on the floor he moans a bit in pain. You say in a voice slightly different than your usually playful voice " You know what." You wait for a reply. You get  a grumbled what in return from the god. "I honestly did not hate you I never really did hate people. Even during your temper tantrum in the meeting room it was actually funny." Then your voice gets even less playful than before more sinister more dark and evil. " Then you started talking about my family. The people that even though some treated me like trash and even though some did evil things to me I loved them. My flesh and blood. You know like the  people that  you threw a tantrum over when you found out was not really yours." With that last thing said got up and on his feet. He started to get mad he tried to use magic on you when you said " Idiot. What did you think the band was for fashion choices. If you did then you are really stupid. No, it was to immobilize your magic." You snap your fingers once more in a completely different outfit. Loki even had the nerve to make a (sexual) comment about your outfit to which you growled and slapped him across the room the sound of skin slapping skin and groaning echoed in the room while you stalked up to the once again in pain god. " Say something else!!  SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!  SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You shout at the top of your lungs as your insanity takes over. You pick him up and rapidly punch him in the face with each dozen punches you complete a sentence. "DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY!!!!!!! YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ANY OF IS WENT THROUGH EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE DAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALWAYS WANNA TALK SHIT LIKE YOUR HIGH AND MIGHTY YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID BITCH WERE THE ONE WHO THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM IN THE FIRST PLACE WITH YOUR GODDAMN FAMILY THIS FAMILY THAT SHIT YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY DON'T YOU RUN CRYING TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING OLDER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU COMPLETE UTTER ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY SHIT CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE FAMILY ISSUES YOU TRY TO TAKE OVER THE FUCKING BITCH ASS EARTH STUPID DUMB HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STAND STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY PUT ME THROUGH WORSE SHIT THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER GONE THROUGH BUT I STILL LOVE THEM STUPID MOTHERFUCKER DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That last word ended with a powerful punch tht broke the training room wall and sent Loki flying into several different rooms and ended up thumping dully against the security room wall. You unlock the door telepathically telling them to retrieve their trash and you walked away and disappeared in a f/c smoke.

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