Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Angono

Angono who?

Angono swing from the chandelieeeeeer

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Silver swan

Silver swan who

My mama dont like you, she likes silver swan

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Nanay ni wally

Nanay ni wally who?

Nanay ni wally na ko sa forever.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Nae nae

Nae nae who

nae nae tatay gusto ko tinapay ate kuya gusto ko kape

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Bwisit to!

Bwisit to! Who

Bwisit to! Late now to say sorry

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Yemen

Yemen who

What do yemen when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Chandelier

Chandelier who

Kahit chandelier pag-ibig mo sana'y maramdam man lang (kahit sandali)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Chandelier

Chandelier who?

Chandelier na lang maari bang pagbigyan. (Torete intro)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Mayon

Mayon who

When tomorrow comes I'll be on MAYON

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Pillow talk (zayn malik)