28/ On My Way
For a week Paris had been avoiding her house as much as possible so when Kurt asked her to join him and Rachel for coffee, she couldn't turn it down. "Oh look at this one, it's so timeless, it's perfect." Rachel said as she flipped through the magazine filled with wedding dresses and Kurt looked down at it, "Yeah, timeless, meaning you can wait two to five years to wear it." Kurt said as Paris snorted at his snarky remark and she took a sip of her coffee.
"Now, now Kurt. No need to be jealous." Paris joked as Kurt scoffed and shook his head. "Well, well, well," A familiar voice said from behind her and she turned to see Sebastian looking right at her with a smirk, "If it isn't a young Barbra Streisand, an old Betty White, and a beautiful Paris Hudson." Sebastian said with a smirk on his face as he looked away from Paris and towards Rachel.
"Where's gay cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?" He asked as Kurt looked at Paris annoyed, "We can't come here anymore." He said as Paris nodded her head in agreement. "Rachel I have brought an engagement gift for you." Sebastian said as he handed her a manila folder and Rachel opened it and pulled out a piece of paper that Paris couldn't see but from the looks of Rachel and Kurt, it wasn't good.
"Oh no, that is photoshop. His thing is not that small or, or brown." Rachel said as she covered a part of the photo and Paris fake gagged, "Seriously Rachel? I did not need to hear that about my brother." Paris said as she grabbed the photo the two were looking at and she saw a very photoshopped picture of Finn naked in a pair of pink pumps and Paris rolled her eyes as she looked up at Sebastian.
"Not to mention Finn could never fit into those pumps." Paris said as Sebastian shrugged his shoulders. "Just think, from now until eternity, every time someone googles Finn Hudson they'll be treated to that and dozens just like it. That's the beauty of the internet, it stays with us forever." He said with a sly smirk as Rachel grew very angry.
"What do you want Sebastian?" She harshly asked as Sebastian looked between Paris and Rachel, "I want a guaranteed Regionals win so I want you and Paris to drop out. McKinley gets home court advantage this year. You two are going to come down with Asian bird flu or whatever Tina BlowenWang just had." He said as Paris rolled her eyes at him.
"Home court advantage?" Paris mocked as she stood up and stepped closer towards Sebastian in a threatening manner. "Last time I checked, this was Show Choir, not Basketball and no one is falling for your stupid threats anymore." Paris said as Sebastian smirked at the girl and turns towards Rachel, "You two have twenty-four hours until I press the upload button." He said as he looked back at Paris with a smirk and he kissed her cheek leaving the three shocked as he left the coffee shop.
"That's it, I'm done. I'm leaving this classroom and I'm going to beat that Sebastian kids ass." Finn said as he looked at the picture Sebastian photoshopped and he got up from his chair, ready to find him but Mr. Schue stopped him. "Finn, chill."