(Gundham) Y/N In The Bathroom

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I didn't come to the party alone.  In fact, quite the opposite.  You had come with your boyfriend, Gundham Tanaka. Of course, it took some convincing.  He didn't want to hang around mortals for very long, but he said yes for you. You couldn't ask for anything else in life.  People all around were getting high or drunk.  It was a true party.
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
But, parties were always known for something going wrong.  Maybe it was a T.V. being broken, parents coming home in the middle of some people banging on the couch, or...cheating.
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
Yeah, your favorite person in the world had cheated on you with Sonia Nevermind, the Ultimate Princess.  There was no point in competing with her.  She seemed so perfect, so fake. She was the closer to a goddess then you could ever be.  You had walked
away to say hello to one of your friends, and you came back to see Sonia shoving her tongue down Gundham's throat.  And he was enjoying it!
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
You walked away.  Of course this would happen.  Nothing could go right for you!  The night was supposed to be perfect, but a problem always seems to arise.
Now I'm just Y/N in the bathroom, Y/N in the bathroom, at a party
Forget how long it's been
Well, you walked toward the only private place, the bathroom. Two people were laying in the bathtub, kissing.
"Get out!" You yelled, and they scrambled out of the bathroom.
Okay, maybe you didn't have to be so rude to the other people; but you didn't think about that right now.
I'm just Y/N in the bathroom, Y/N in the bathroom at a party
No you can't come in!
You locked the door, and sat at the edge of the bathtub.  Tears leaked out the sides of your eyes. You flicked them away, but more came flooding down.  You gave up on trying to stop.
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
You punched the mirror, and it shattered in a million pieces. Some shards of glass had embedded themselves into your skin.  You didn't care about the damage done to the bathroom.
I'm just Y/N who you don't know, Y/N flyin' solo, Y/N in the bathroom by (him/her self)
All by (him/her self)
You picked out the larger shards of glass. Your eyes had been clouded with tears, so finding the smaller ones was impossible.  Blood started to run down your arm.  You decided to just give up for the day.  If you don't care about life, life won't care about you.
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a new, cooler version of me
Maybe, you could sneak outside.  You pressed your ear to the door. You heard it.  Sonia moaning.  You pushed yourself away from the door.  You weren't going to leave.  You were just going to stay until the party was over.
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door- "I wanna dance with somebody!"
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Now it's just Y/N in the bathroom, Y/N in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Some partygoer pushed a cigarette and a lighter under the door. You eyed it. You had never smoked before, you had just seen your siblings.
"Thanks!" You called to whoever slipped you the small bit of relief.
"No problemo!" The drunk Souda replied.(he probably hasn't seen Sonia kissing Gundham yet)
Y/N in the bathroom, Y/N in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
Here you were, laying in a bathtub, your arm bleeding, and smoking a cigarette. You had stopped crying.  You were in denial.  Maybe Sonia forced herself upon him.  You chose to believe it.
I'm just Y/N who you don't know, Y/N flyin' solo
Y/N in the bathroom by (him/her self)!
Even if it was obviously false.
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks you left me here alone
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this teenage battle zone
You heard a knock on the door.  You jumped out of the tub and ran toward the sink, washing your face.
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up
You heard the knob jiggle.  Maybe someone was worried about you!
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up
Splash, splash, splash, splash
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
You opened the door, but nobody was there. Well, no human. Just a small 'Dark Diva of Destruction'.  You looked down the hall. Gundham was running down toward the bathroom.  You quickly slammed the door leaving Gundham and Cham-P in the dark.
But I can't hear knocking anymore
And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
Nothing could make the night worse.
"Forget it, Gundham. I saw everything. Leave me alone!" You said.
And then I look in the mirror
And the present looks clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just-
At a party
Is there a sadder sight than-
Y/N in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
"Y/N, come out. I'm sorry."
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born!
"Go fuck yourself, Gundham!  You cheated on me!"
I'm just Y/N who's a loner
So (he/she) must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God (he/she)'s such a loser
That's when the hinges of the door broke, and Gundham had made his way in.
Y/N flyin' solo
Who you think that you know
Y/N in the bathroom by (him/her self)
He noticed many things when he first walked in.  You were smoking.  That was strange. You usually didn't go along with the addictive mortal habits.  Then he saw your arm.  He shook his head.  He found a safety kit in the bathroom.(how convenient, but work with me here).
"I'm sorry." He sighed.
All by (him/her self)
All by( him/her self)
He leaned in and kissed you on the cheek.  Your face went red.  That was the first kiss you had ever got from Gundham.
All you know about me is my name
Awesome party I'm so glad I came

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