Face time||Destiel [COMPLETED]

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Dean: Dude.

Dean: Does Bruno mars is gay??

Dean: but seriously

Dean: Where are you?

Dean: I haven't heard of u since yesterday

Dean: We haven't talked in like ten hours!

Dean: Cas?

Dean: Are you okay?

Dean: Cassy?

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Castiel: I AM SO DAMN SORRY

Castiel: I WAS OUT ALL DAY

Castiel: GABRIEL STOLE MY PHONE.

Castiel: HE DROPPED ME AT A SEX SHOP.

Castiel: I KNOW ITS TWO IN THE MORNING BUT I HOPE YOUR PHONE IS ON SILENT.

Castiel: I AM SO SORRY

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Dean: Yo, I just got Ur texts

Dean: Imma smack u as soon as I see u.

Dean: Irresponsible 23 year old.

Dean: U owe me an apology.

Castiel: Sorry boo 💜

Dean: Dont boo me.

Dean: u kept me worried for a day.

Dean: I had to consult Sam.

Castiel: What'd he say?

Dean: 'Daddy nap!'

Dean: We gotta sort it out that Ur not the father.

Castiel: But u didn't get a DNA test yet.

Dean: I hate u

Castiel: u love me

Dean: sure

Castiel: let the child have a father.

Castiel: Ur job as a mother isn't easy. So let me help.

Dean: if we were a real couple.

Dean: and u were the father.

Dean: u's suck.

Castiel: I'm offended

Dean: u haven't seen Sam in three days.

Dean: What kind of father

Castiel: So you'd take custody of we split

Dean: Are we?

Castiel: definitely not

Dean: Cool

Castiel: This marriage, would it be a happy orrr

Dean: Happy! I hope.

Castiel: Well.

Castiel: There is only one question standing

Dean: Which is?

Castiel: Does Bruno Mars is gay??

Dean: The age old question.

Castiel: let's talk about that 😉

Dean: Well

Dean: on a serious note.

Dean: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR SON IN THREE DAYS.

Dean: IM TAKING AWAY YOUR CUSTODY

Dean: MEET ME IN COURT, SWEATY

Castiel: NO

Castiel: HE'S MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD

Castiel: HE'S HALF OF BOTH OF US

Castiel: YOU CAN'T TAKE MY RIGHT TO SEE HIM!!!!

Dean: You make a compelling case.

Castiel: I'm passionate abt it

Dean: then come here, Sam misses you.

Dean: plus

Dean: I miss u

Castiel: We face timed before yesterday

Dean: Ur a bad bf

Castiel: :(

Dean: jk

Castiel: :)

Dean: Ur horrible

Castiel: U'Re*

Dean: Case and point.

Castiel: I'll see u in ten ;)

Dean: I'll dress up

Castiel: OooOOoo Can't wait 😏😏😉😉

Dean: 😍😜🍆🍆

Castiel: omg

Castiel: Eggplant emojies

Castiel: this is a new step into our relationship

Castiel: I'm not ready 😨😨

Dean: 😉😉😉