[special chapter] yeri vs yoongi pt.2

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i just love making these i can't help it.

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yoongi:
sometimes i feel like dying

yeri:
good for you

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yoongi:
hey yeri whats your blood type?

yeri
how would i know?

yoongi:
how would you not?

yeri:
who am i? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of the blood groups??

yoongi:
you don't know your blood type but you know who discovered them??

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yeri:
shit!

yoongi:
watch your fucking language!

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yoongi:
jimin and i slept together at night yesterday

yeri:
and?

yoongi:
thought you'd be a little more shocked yeri

yeri:
oh.... sorry

yeri:
//shocked voice// AND?!

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yeri:
you keep a list of everyone based on how goodlooking they are??

yoongi:
indeed i do, number 532

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yoongi:
kim yerim there will be times when terrible things might happen to you. But when they do, there are a couple of things you got to remember. You still got your health right?

yeri:
thats true

yoongi:
you can walk right?

yeri:
yeah

yoongi:
great, go get me a glass of water.

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