Hamilton x Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Alexander Hamilton x Reader

Modern AU.
Based on the story prompt: "This is the third year in a row I've been in jail on Christmas. Thanks for giving me the nice cell this year. 'Preciate it." and "I'm egging a random person's house to relieve stress and you join me and as it turns out the house belongs to your ex and now they are chasing us as well as the police and now we're both in jail waiting to be bailed so um you wanna talk about it?" AU.

Your POV:

You sighed, throwing another egg on to the random stranger's house. You had been really stressed about work, and this was relaxing.

A few minutes later, someone walked up behind you. You jumped and drew back your arm to throw an egg at them.

"Whoa! Whoa! I'm here to help you!" The man said, showing a carton of eggs. You nodded and continued throwing yours.

"So why are you egging Maria's house?" He asked.

"Umm, who? I'm just relieving stress on some random person's house." You asked.

"Oh, this is my ex's house. That's why I'm here." He said. 

"Oh, okay. I'm Y/n, by the way." You introduced, checking your carton for how many eggs you had left.

"Alexander." The man replied, smiling. You blushed and continued throwing unborn chicken fetuses. You suddenly perked up as you heard police sirens. 

"Sh*t!"

About an hour later, you were sitting in a jail cell with Alexander, waiting to be bailed out. You tapped your foot.

"This is the third year in a row I've been in jail on Christmas. Thanks for giving me the nice cell this year. 'Preciate it." Alexander said to the guard, sitting down on the bottom bunk.

"Is it the nice cell cause I'm in it?" You flirted, half serious. You winked theatrically. He blushed.

"I was just joking!" You said quickly, blushing.

"I was about to make a sarcastic comment, but I thought about it, and I think you're right." Alexander replied, laughing. You blushed more.

"So... that was your ex's house? Why do you hate her so much? Or him, I won't judge." You asked.

"Ugh. Yeah. She made my cheat on my then girlfriend with her. After that my girlfriend dumped me, and I've been single for about a month." Alexander groaned.

"What did you have against Maria?" He asked, looking up at you as you flopped onto the top bunk.

"Nothing, I just like being an *sshole."

"Nice."

After a few hours, at about midnight, Alexander's three friends came to bail him out.

"Oh! John, Hercules, Laf, there you are!" You said, frantically whispering for them to play along.

"I'll pay you back later, just get me outta here!" You said into Alex's ear. Lafayette raised his eyebrow slightly, but they all played along and got you out of jail.

You got into Hercules' car, then explained quickly, and got your wallet out, ready to pay them back.

"Non, non, it is a pleasure to have you in a car with us, we should be paying you." Lafayette insisted. He wasn't even flirting, that was just his innocent French to American nature. You giggled and reluctantly accepted.

"Alright, fine." You said.

You were about a 1 hour drive from your house, and in that time you chatted with the guys, exchanged numbers, and became close friends, bonding over your shared interests in turtles, drinking, macaroons and writing.

"Welp, I guess I have to go." You sighed dramatically.

"See ya, y/n!" John said cheerfully.

"Byyyeee!" Hercules whined.

"Au revoir!" Lafayette said, smiling warmly.

"U-uh, bye!" Alexander said, caustioaly leaning in and kissing your cheek.

Hercules covered John's eyes, and Lafayette quietly fan girled from the front seat.

You blushed and squeaked, when Alex smirked, and shut the door as you waved shyly.

As they drove off, you could have sworn you saw Alex's face peeking out of the window, watching you walk into your house.

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