Pickup Lines

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Sorry I've been gone for so long! It won't happen again without you knowing I'll try to update at least once a week! Carry on...


"You know what sweets?" Gon says as he comes swinging into the kitchen. You were reading a book on the counter, which was actually one of the most comfortable positions ever, believe it or not.

"Hm?" You hum back, and slowly look up from your book, and to Gon who is beaming widely.

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd be holding a galaxy!"

"Aww, Gon that is so poetic and--- wait... That's a..."

"Love ya!!" He yelled, and sprinted out the door.


"Bunny, how many letters are there in the alphabet? 21?"

"Um, no. There are 26, Killua"

"Right! Sorry, I forgot: u r a q t"

"Actually, I think two letters you forgot were f u"

"It was funny!"

"No. No, it wasn't. Don't use pickup lines. Ever."


You were walking upstairs when Illumi came from nowhere. Something he does very often.  You jumped, and smiled. "Oh hey, Illumi"

"Can I tie your shoelaces, love?"

"Um... I.... I guess...??"

He bent down, and said "can't have you falling for anyone else"

When he came back up, you looked at him with folded arms, and an unamused face.

"I saw it on a movie." He said, and walked away without another word.


Hisoka stared at you as you were shuffling some cards for fun. "Mm, you know you're an amazing magician" he said.

You raised your right eyebrow suspiciously at him. "What makes you say that?" You replied, chuckling a bit.

"Whenever I look at you everything and everyone else just seems to disappear"

"Aww, Hisoka you---- wait."

"Hmm?" Hisoka looked a you 'innocently' and shrugged. You rolled your eyes, and punched his back.

"Nerve use pick up lines on me!"

"No promises! ^_^"


"Babe, babe, babe" Chrollo kept on chanting begin you until you finally turned around. This was very confusing to you. Chrollo wasn't that type of boyfriend or person to annoy people.

"What...?" You asked slowly.

"Are you a thief---"


"Cause you stole my heart!"

"Seriously..? Are you being 100% serious right now?"

"I saw it online recently... And..."

"Don't ever do that again"



You were sitting alone, staring at the ground, when Feitan suddenly came rushing towards you. You looked up at him, and he was silently arguing with Phinks. You raised an eyebrow, and he turned towards you.

"Was your father a thief?" He said with a heavy exasperated sigh.


"Because he seemed to have stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes"

"I'm not amused."

Feitan glared at you, and crossed his arms over his chest. "Well, neither am I. You think I liked doing that?"

"Oh, okay! So it wasn't even from your heart"


"No more pick up lines. Ever."

"Fine with me, my little idiot" he them stomped away like the angry midget he is.


"Hey, hon, I have a question"


"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

"No... But it did hurt when I was digging myself up from Hell"

"Um... I"

"That's just me telling you to never compliment me with a pickup line again, or I'll be burying you underground. Kay?"



"Hey, Princess" Shalnark said.


"From now on, your name is Google."


"Because you have everything I'm looking for'

"Don't use pick up lines. You've been warned."

"It was cute.."

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