Kiss my Ass Bro

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"So let me get this straight, Y/N." Ben hesitantly takes a sip of his tea, staring you down. You were his elder sister, sent to the Isle of the Lost due to the fact you had literally tried to punch the snot out of Chad Charming thrice. One ended up with Chad having a bloody nose, the second ended up with Chad having a bloody nose and a broken arm, the third...uh...let's just say it required a hospital bill.
Thinking you were too dangerous, your parents sent you off to the Isle of the Lost. Something you are rather bitter about to this day mostly.
Ben lets out a sigh. "You're dating Mal, Mal is dating Evie, and Evie is dating you?" he glances between you and your two girlfriends, both sitting on either side of you. He had invited you three out to a tea party so he could understand your relationship...as of now, your parents had no idea.
"You have a problem or something, pretty boy?" Mal asked, frowning at the newly crowned prince.
"Y/N is still royalty, despite the fact she was exiled. This still means she could have a chance for the throne." Evie taunted, smirking mercilessly. She rested her chin in her palms, elbows on the table. "You never know, Ben."
"Ha, I'd never hurt my brother unless we're playing video games." You say, sipping your tea. "Speaking of which...it's been a while since I've whooped your ass, Ben."
Ben looked appalled, one by your vulgar language and the other from the fact you wish to challenge him to a video game. "Oh?" he chuckled. "Dear sister, I assure you that I've gotten better at games since you've left." He set down his tea cup, standing up. "If we must, we shall battle it out in the world of games."
"How about a three against one?" Mal suddenly interjected, standing up as well and moving to just sit in your lap. She smirked and moved her hips, earning a groan from you as she felt your bulge grow, "If you're as good as you say, Prince Ben, then you'll have no trouble going up against all of us.", she said as she stood up.
"W-Wait!" Ben shook his head, "That isn't fair!"
"Do you want us to dress in cheerleader outfits and cheer for you, Y/N?" Evie asked with a wink as she bit her lip, eyeing your 11 inch bulge.
"Nah, I can beat Ben's ass into the ground any day of the week." You laugh, and stand up. She let out a pout and a whine. "You can sit on my lap when we play then, Mal."
"Yes!" Mal cheered as Evie chuckled.
"I get to sit on your lap later, alright, Y/N?" Evie asked, leaning over to kiss your cheek.
"I know, E, I know." You smile happily.
"Alright then, let's get going." Ben clapped his hands together, ready to lead you into the gaming room.
"Hey Ben,"
"Yeah?"
"Kiss my ass."
"I believe you should be eating those words when I'm done with you, Y/N."

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