Things to do at the mall
Ride a cart around.
Steal a cart from one store and park it in another store.
Go into "Hot Topic" dressed in a pink frilly dress and demand a refund on "Barbie and the Diamond Castle".
Walk around the mall dressed in a wonzie from the "Baby Gap".
Be the most UN-careful and precarious person in an store selling expensive and fragile things.
Randomly hit someone with a rubber chicken. Repeat.
Don't wanna pay for your lamp? Whack the clerk with it and run.
Make a store up in your head and ask a clerk where it is. IE: "Do you know where I can find 'Schmikles' in this mall?"
Change with the stall door open.
Dump a chocolate shake and a cup of lemonade on the bathroom floor.
Tape a sign to your back. IE: "For Sale" or "Under construction."
Go up to every male you see and ask "are you Ashton Kutcher?"
Ask random people for autographs.
Throw and un-paid for object out the door and set the alarm off.
Ask a clerk for a job. Don't show up the next day. Repeat.
Scare people by talking to an inanimate object.
If you set any alarm off, scream really loud or throw your hands up and get on the ground.
Go up to a security guard and say: " I'm here to turn myself in. I passed a stop light on my way here."
Tell someone "I'm a traveling pickle salesmen. Dill or sliced?"
Go to the shoe store and say this: "Hello. I need to buy some shoes for my friend, Ronald McDonald. Do you have any 100′s in men?"
Release all the pets in a pet store.
If anyone offers you a free sample, bite it, then spit it out and go "Blech!!! This is terrible!"
Wear a costume from the costume store and scare little children.
Claim you are a C.I.A agent, get into the security room, and scream on the intercom.
Build a Bear. Give it to a random person.
Hand out fliers telling people about some fake event. I.e: Come to the main entrance on March 10th for the first annual Tennis Ball convention!