I was sitting on my couch going crazy.
Why?, because jin my boyfriend is coming over, we've only started dating 3 weeks ago so for our second date he chose a fukin cooking date! I SUCK ASSSSS at cooking
(Irl I be whippin in the kitchen like a pro👌)
I don't know wat to do so I text my manz yoongi
HELP MEH BECH
Jinnie is coming over to cook wit Me
I thought u suck @ cooking?
*big sigh* you want me 2 help huh
No I want u to eat me out
DUH I WANT HELP
Ok damn how abt u look on YouTube on how to make some shitt
YESSS UR A GENIUS
I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well I don't have a lot of time I need to get ready! I take a shower, then I put on light makeup- SIKE WE ALL NATURAL BEAUTY OVA HEREE
I put my hair in a high ponytail and ran downstairs
He's supposed to come at 5:00 I got time! I watch a tutorial on how to cook whatever looks easy enough cuz I'm a lazy bum
ding dong! (Jungkook wya?) "that must be jinnnn!!! I opened the door and there he was with a big asss bouquet of tulips. "ACHOO!" oh hell naw...
"Uh.. Bless you.." jin says with an awkward grin. "Thank-CHOO!" noo plz no. "Are you by any chance allergic to tulips?" he says. "Oh how could you have ACHOO...guessed. What a great way to start your second date
Now we were in the kitchen drinking Hennessey just kidding We were drinking juice. "So you wanna start cooking now?" jin says with hope in his bootiful eyes. I was hesitant but his sweet face made me cave in uggghh "uh- yea s-sure" I say but more like a question.
I get all the supplies. "Y'know this is my favorite thing to do and I'm happy I get to do it with someone I love to be with" jin says while smiling wide. I felt me legs go jelly he scootched closer to me his scent giving me life hunty.
Jin was cutting some shiz and I mixing a substance of some sort. Oh fuc did the tutorial say 2 cups of suga or salt? Well since I'm a salty btch I'll go with salt. I dump the salt into the substance.
The food was done and tbh it looked like Ass and regret. Me and jin were at the table him telling his dad jokes and I laughing obnoxiously at them. He picked up his chopsticks and ate a bite. "*Cough choke cough*". "OMY NAMJESUS JIN YOU OKAY!?" I asked while giving him water. "It's just the food....it's very salty. (Like me) "Dammit I knew I should've watched the tutorial twice--" I say aloud with my dumbassssssjsjdeins. "Tutorial?"
Here we go "look jin, I have no idea how to cook I just wanted to impress you..." I say with my head low. " awh it's fine princess" I blush really fukin hard. With that he pecks my lips and cooks for us.
What a great way to start out second date :)))
IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON ASK FOR ANOTHER MEMBER WHEN ONE OR TWO MEMBERS ARE ON VLIVE IM GONNA CHOKE SLAM THEIR ASS
I'm meeting my best bich of 3 years 2 morrow we haven't seen each other in a while so I'm happyy
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