TiredNina asked: "Who's your flower girl for the wedding?! 😱"
Bill: hnmmmm im thinking Waddles, Mabel weird pet Pig, should be the flower girl- boy. Flower pig.
Bill: damnit bill, its 2017. Gender sucks.
Dipper: a pig can't be the "flower girl" at the wedding. It's unprofessional, Bill.
Bill: are you implying that we are having a wedding and getting married~
Dipper: N-No!! Just in general at any wedding-
Bill: NOPE! You stuttered. It's totally happening.
Mabel: GASP! Waddles will LOVE to be the Flower Pig!! Don't you waddles??
Bill; that's a yes!
Dipper: dear lord help me...
Bill: Rember! Reality-
Mabel: - IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BBYYYEEEEE
bill: FUCK YOU
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