Oink.

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TiredNina asked: "Who's your flower girl for the wedding?! 😱"

Bill: hnmmmm im thinking Waddles, Mabel weird pet Pig, should be the flower girl- boy. Flower pig.

Bill: damnit bill, its 2017. Gender sucks.

Dipper: a pig can't be the "flower girl" at the wedding. It's unprofessional, Bill.

Bill: are you implying that we are having a wedding and getting married~

Dipper: N-No!! Just in general at any wedding-

Bill: NOPE! You stuttered. It's totally happening.

Mabel: GASP! Waddles will LOVE to be the Flower Pig!! Don't you waddles??

Waddles: oink.

Bill; that's a yes!

Mabel: YAY

bill: YAAAAY

Dipper: dear lord help me...

Bill: Rember! Reality-

Mabel: - IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BBYYYEEEEE

bill: FUCK YOU

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