Toilets & A Fake Girlfriend (girlxgirl)

Chapter 11: Bathrooms Shouldn't Have Broken Doorknobs

Waking up, I feel this weight on my chest, literally. I gently rub my eyes and hear Melissa snoring. As I widen my eyes, I look down at my breasts and see one of them being cupped by Melissa's hand. I mentally startle by what I just saw. My then sleepy eyes expand and I start fidgeting.

"What the fuck is that?" Melissa says, eyes still closed. "Stop masturbating."

Swear jar, I thought. "You're unbelievable. Your hand is on my boob, you idiot."

Melissa rises immediately, staring at her hand that's touched my boob. "Holy fu--- crap!" She looks down in embarrassment. "Sorry, I didn't mean to touch your breast. I hope I didn't make you feel uncomfortable."

"See? This is why you need to sleep on the floor," I tell her. "Also, I have values to uphold. This is very important to me," I sigh as I rise from my bed. "But I forgive you this time."

"I'm sorry, I will leave."

"No," part of me wants her to leave while the other part wants her to stay, "stay!"

Melissa stares at me, not knowing what to reply.

"You can stay. It's okay."

Walking slowly towards me, Melissa smirks, "I knew you were gonna say that." She gently pecks me on the forehead. "Good morning."

"Okay, why did you just do that?" talking about the peck on the forehead.

"Jeez, stop imagining things in your head. It was just me saying good morning. I do that to everyone," she frowns, turning around and grabs my bathrobe hung on the door.

Seriously, she uses MY bathrobe too? didn't she bring her own?

"Where are you going?"

"Shower, jeez," she says as she enters my bathroom.

"My shower is broken. You're gonna have to shower near my grandma's room."

She slouches, mouth drops open, "You said no one can know that I'm staying here. How am I gonna shower in secret if the shower is near your grandma's room?"

She's right, how? Well, this is another problem.

"I know," she narrows her left eye indicating that she's thinking. "We'll just enter the bathroom together. Then, if it has a shower curtain, I could shower while you wait and sit on the toilet. And if someone knocks, you could just tell them that you're in the shower," Melissa suggests then shrugs.

I shrug, "Seems like a great plan."

After clearing the coast, Melissa and I tread softly to the bathroom near grandma's room. No one's really awake yet so thank god. We slide silently into it. I twist the doorknob to make sure the bathroom door is locked, but the handle is broken. Furrowing my brow, I gently kick the door, "Crap, the lock's broken." How come everything in this house is broken? "Go, shower fast, Melissa, while everyone is still asleep!" I stay by the door to keep it guarded.

"Oh, okay," turning around, Melissa speedily pulls off her shirt revealing her back. There are bruises and tiny scars visible on her skin. Her dad probably did this to her. This makes me angry.

My mouth slowly falls open as she wiggles her shorts off, leaving her wearing her panties only. Sexy, the only word I can think of. My eyes then never leave her curves. Wow.

I have to admit, she has the sexiest back I have ever seen in my entire life. I don't know, probably sexier than Rachel's. I mentally drool over the thought.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Sexy.

OMG.

Melissa may speedily undress, but to me, everything she does is in slow motion.

"Don't look, Santiago," she seductively says as her panties drop, making me widen my hazel eyes.Oh, crap. Sexy as hell!!!

"I... I... wasn't," I stammer, still looking at her entire body.

"You're stuttering. I know you. You stutter when you lie," opening the curtain, she enters the shower, leaving her clothes on the floor. Crazy girl, she shouldn't leave her clothes like that. She closes the curtain as soon as she steps in the shower, making me sigh. I want to see more.

Wait... what?

Ignoring her comment, I walk towards her clothes, picking them up, leaving the bathroom's main door unguarded. Melissa finally turns the shower on. She is lucky that shower has curtains or I could just see her naked behind them.

Wait, what?... again.

As soon as I picked up Melissa's clothes, I hear footsteps and voices coming from outside the bathroom. "Dani, is that you? are you in the shower?"

Grandma.

Why is she ruining everything?

Crap.

I panic then start fidgeting. I forgot she wakes up very early. "Yeah. Don't... e...enter. I'm naked and... I'm taking a warm bath."

"But I have to pee," she says in an annoying tone. "The shower has curtains. I'm not gonna go perv on you."

Suddenly, the bathroom door creaks, making me panic even more.

What shall I do?

What shall I do?

OMG!!!

"The moment I wake up," grandma starts to sing as she slowly opens the bathroom door, "before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for youuuu."

Ahhhhhh. No.

Jumping in horror, I enter the shower absentmindedly, forgetting Melissa is in there...

...naked.

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