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has it ever occurred to anyone that trees could be scooping up cats so that they could meet good looking firefighters.

can you imagine a gas station bill for a transformer. Let's say it together now DEBT DEBT DEBT.

kickboxing? Why aren't there more kick versions of more sports, like kickbowling and kickbadminton.

Some people have this weird super power where they smell like their shampoo for hours after showering.

Sorry pregnant ladies but all of your ultrasounds look like Gollum in the womb.

late night thoughts with juilius.

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