wait up for a second, you actually wanted to read this ? I don't want to bust your bubble here but why do you people come here to read this kind of stuff? You do know what will happen right? Just keep an open mind.
Bertha The Rise of the behemoth
Kenny sat in his room reading the third comic of the man boob chronicles(totally not self promoting). He was getting to the second to last sentence, then all the lights went out in his apartment. His wife Liza was making homemade chicken pot pies(saddest part is they went cold). He looked over at his wife to see her phasing out of existence. He became worried because the pot pies would get cold if she wasn't there to make them, so he did what any reasonable man would do. He summoned a demon and the demon combined with Liza to save her from dying. The pot pies were Kenny’s reason for living, if those were to disappear he would die with them. Sadly though the demon had different plans in mind than actually saving Liza. The demon wanted them both to suffer so the demon took over Liza’s body and turned her into a monster. (this is when it starts to get gud). Liza, Kenny’s beautiful wife (actually quite ugly, she was a behemoth.) turned into something, something horrible. It WAS BERTHA. Run.
The U.S air force heard about it and decided to launch the nukes to kill her but the outcome made her even stronger. Oh god i've become attached to this plot twist. I’M JUST SOME NORMAL KID FROM KENTUCKY! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? OH GOD! WHY?
In the end Bertha caressed everyone's faces until they couldn't stand and threw themselves into the fire. (that was really quick actually). Then a man named Bob, came up, he had A MAN CANNON 200000000 (now available in stores, near you)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD! Ironically though he had a heart attack before he could do anything because his man flabs were too much for this world to handle
