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No one would notice if Eren's dialogue was replaced by a deranged hissing cat.

His titan form has more porn drawn of it than his human form.
And his titan form doesnt even have a dick.

He's the kid to pull up to school in his moms minivan and tries to act cool about it.

What's the difference between Eren and a teenage girl?
One of them has an excuse/reason to scream and cry for a week.

I bet he sits in front of the mirror trying to prep talk himself into taking a shit.

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