min suga has started following you!
jin, plan my funeral. i'm actually dead.
why, what happened? are you okay? i want your food, okay
he followed me on instagram and fucking twitter. hOW DID HE FIND ME, LIKE WTF
also i hope he doesn't figure out i'm the one who caused him to break his ankle that one time bc i have already died numerous times now.
sent at 5:30 pm
read at 6:50 pm
sorry, i was busy :'))))
o stfu, i was doing my job
i don't always suck namjoon's dick, ok, that's only when we're not busy
why am i friends with you
i anxiously stared at my phone, wondering if i should dm yoongi first or not.
seriously, out of the many times i have written him notes, now i can't even grow some balls and text him? i'm a loser.
right as i was about to type, a message popped up.
what? are you getting shy now after all those letters?
well yeah, i'm nervous, i nearly had a heart attack. ahdgsydhhi
like, i was just sitting here minding my own business when you follow me
how tf did you find me????
you literally leave your name on every single letter you send to me. do you think i'm stupid or something? smh
no! no! you're not stupid, i just-
aHHHH why do you do this
i hate you
i am hurt, jimbles
anyway, i'm sorry i didn't respond to your letters anymore. i got pretty busy...
and i loved the gift.
even tho it was a little cliché
and i tried not to, okay, it was jin's idea
ah, your best friend?
he's normally always there to help me when i need it. unless he's busy
do you really wanna know
i have to go, my friends are about to strangle each other.
sighing, i set my phone down before yanking jungkook away from taehyung.
"can you two just quit being idiots, for once..."
"taehyung started it," jungkook says, looking at me.
taehyung raised an eyebrow and i just rolled my eyes.
"shut up, you're literally 20, not 5, act like it."
the youngest only pouts, crossing his arms.
it's like i'm babysitting these two sometimes...