#16

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min suga has started following you!

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jimbooty:
jin, plan my funeral. i'm actually dead.

suckjin:
why, what happened? are you okay? i want your food, okay

jimbooty:
he followed me on instagram and fucking twitter. hOW DID HE FIND ME, LIKE WTF
also i hope he doesn't figure out i'm the one who caused him to break his ankle that one time bc i have already died numerous times now.

sent at 5:30 pm

read at 6:50 pm

suckjin:
sorry, i was busy :'))))

jimbooty:
ya nasty

suckjin:
o stfu, i was doing my job
jfc
i don't always suck namjoon's dick, ok, that's only when we're not busy

jimbooty:
why am i friends with you

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i anxiously stared at my phone, wondering if i should dm yoongi first or not.

seriously, out of the many times i have written him notes, now i can't even grow some balls and text him? i'm a loser.

right as i was about to type, a message popped up.

min suga:
hey

jiminie:
hi

min suga:
what? are you getting shy now after all those letters?
cute

jiminie:
i'm-
well yeah, i'm nervous, i nearly had a heart attack. ahdgsydhhi
like, i was just sitting here minding my own business when you follow me
how tf did you find me????

min suga:
you literally leave your name on every single letter you send to me. do you think i'm stupid or something? smh

jiminie:
no! no! you're not stupid, i just-
aHHHH why do you do this
i hate you

min suga:
gasps
i am hurt, jimbles
anyway, i'm sorry i didn't respond to your letters anymore. i got pretty busy...
and i loved the gift.
even tho it was a little cliché

jiminie:
jimbles?
and i tried not to, okay, it was jin's idea

min suga:
ah, your best friend?

jiminie:
mhm
he's normally always there to help me when i need it. unless he's busy

min suga:
with what?

jiminie:
do you really wanna know

min suga:
oh god...

jiminie:
yeah.
i have to go, my friends are about to strangle each other.
bye

sighing, i set my phone down before yanking jungkook away from taehyung.

"can you two just quit being idiots, for once..."

"taehyung started it," jungkook says, looking at me.

taehyung raised an eyebrow and i just rolled my eyes.

"shut up, you're literally 20, not 5, act like it."

the youngest only pouts, crossing his arms.

it's like i'm babysitting these two sometimes...

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