Save me •bunk'd•

Zuri has a little lamb

"All righty, Grizzlies, I know
it is a bit blustery today, but
collect as many leaves as you can.
And back at camp, we will make
leaf etchings" Ravi spoke
"how do we know which
ones are poisonous?"
Griff asked
"Okay, leaf etchings are
canceled. Uh, let us just enjoy
a walk through nature instead."
Ravi replied
"Hey, guys, what's that?"
Jorge pointed toward a sauna
"Your guess is as good as mine,
but my guess is It is a hand-
hewn, cedar-lined sauna from
the Swedish province of
Vasterbotten." Ravi guessed
"How do you even know that"
Jorge questioned
"Because I happen to be
the most intelligent CIT
at camp." Ravi bragged
"plus there's a sign" I
Pointed out
"Plus, there's a sign.
Oh, dear gods." Ravi
Mocked me. I just gave him
Death glare before we went
In to see what all the fuss was
About.
"Ravi, isn't that your dad,
but flatter?" Jorge asked
"Yes. It seems we have
stumbled upon Gladys's
private sauna, and she has made
Mr. Daddy her steamy boy-toy.
Oh, what he must have seen."
Ravi asked before shaking in fear.
We all sat down and I was in the
Middle of griff and Ravi.
"Wow. I've never been in a
sauna before. Unless you count
the time that steam pipe burst
while I was in The Hole" griff
Said in amazement
"They have solitary
confinement in juvenile
detention?" Ravi asked
"No. The Hole is a donut place
where I used to shoplift." Griff
Replied
"their donuts were the best"
I added
" I know right!" He exclaimed
"Guys, let's get out of here.
I can't stand confined spaces.
Probably because I once spent a
whole night in a coffin" I said
"I do not want to know why
you were in a coffin" Ravi replied
"It was a game of hide-and-seek
gone wrong at a funeral" Jorge
Replied
"Do games of hide-and-seek
ever go right at a funeral?"
Ethan asked
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"Ah! I love taking a good
shvitz" Ravi said relaxing
"EW don't do that here.
Go in the woods" I told him and
Moved more toward griff
In disgust.
"My hair is starting to frizz!"
Jorge panicked
"I suppose we should head
back before the wind gets worse.
Also, people are probably
looking for me, since I am the
coolest CIT" Ravi bragged
"I'm new at camp,
but I'm not stupid." I told him
A huge bang hit the door of
The sauna and I freaked out
" what was that" I
Panicked
"A tree fell and it is
blocking the door!" Ravi gasped
"Uh oh" I said
" you mean we are stuck in here!,
MY HAIR!" Jorge screamed
"Let me guess, your hands
are stuck in your hair again?"
Ravi questioned Jorge
"MY HANDS" Jorge yelled
---
"I've gotta get out of here!"
Jorge yelled once again.
"Do not worry, Jorge.
I will save us!" Ravi
Said putting fist to his hips
"You trying to break open
that door is like an ant trying
to push a train." I told Ravi
"Well, what are you
doing to help?" Ravi asked me
"She's providing hilarious
commentary"griff answered
"Normally, that is my role,
as I am also the funniest
CIT at camp."Ravi said
"Yeah, but is it ever
on purpose?" Griff asked
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"Uh-oh. I think I broke
the thermostat"griff told
Everyone
"We're all gonna
die in here!"Jorge screamed
"Hey, maybe I can sharpen
one of these sauna rocks
and cut us a hole out of here."
Griff spoke up