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10 things to do in an elevator full of people:

1) Say "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you here today?"

2) Make a farting noise and say "That's a wet one!"

3) Say "Has anyone seen my pet snake?"

4) Scream "RAT!" and point at the floor.

5) Push all the buttons.

6) Say "I wonder what this button will do." and put your finger of the emergency stop button.

7) Rapidly blink at people.

8) Make mooing noises.

9) Say "Ding!" every time you reach a new floor

10) Say "I dropped my 100 dollar bill. Can someone help me find it?"

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