169. Dirty pick up line

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Louis : you must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.

Harry: do you like lollipops cause I'll take you to my candyshop.

Zayn: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Niall: are you from Ireland too? Course when I look at you my little friend is dubin

Liam: is that a mirror in you pocket? Because I can see myself in you pants

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