“It’s funny how Niall doesn’t even need a disguise,” the girl said.
They had found out her name was Tangent. They had immediately hated her just from the name. Geometry sucked.
Niall really didn’t need a disguise. But that didn’t stop him from receiving stares. His hair was wild. Louis said that they shouldn’t bother with it, because it was just beautiful the way it was. It really wasn’t. His shirt was a stupid graphic tee you would find maybe in the kids section. Something like that type that has the two pigs in it and one’s eating bacon. Those cheesy ones. His eyes were no longer those things that you would find on a magazine cover. They looked more wild and blind.
“It’s taking so fucking long,” Niall complained, burying his head in his hands.
Liam shrugged. “It’s only been five minutes.”
“It’s the best burger place in town,” Tangent interrupted. “You’d be lucky to even get in.”
“Don’t you have any Nando’s here?” Niall whined.
“Com’on,” she said, “we’re here.”
“OH THANK GOD! I’M STARVING!!!!” Niall screamed. “WHAT’S THE BIGGEST BURGER AVAILABLE HERE?”
“Niall, there’s still a line,” Harry pointed out.
Niall burst into the building pushing past the long line. A few men tried to grab him in an attempt to stop him, but they couldn’t restrain him.
“NO ONE STOPS ME, PEASANTS!” He screamed. “NOW GET ME A TABLE!”
“I’m so sorry,” Tangent said to a waitress. “He’s got mental issues. Would you please give us a table right away? I’m so afraid that he’ll get a panic attack. We almost lost him once. He was on this bus and--”
“Of course,” the waitress stuttered, facing away from Niall. “I’ll be taking the next person in a few minutes,” she told the line. A large groan erupted.
“Hehehe,” Niall giggled.
“Shut the hell up,” Zayn said. “We were lucky.”
“Call me over when you’re finished looking through the menu,” the waitress said, placing several menus on the table.
“Helllll no!!!!” Niall yelled. “I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT. THE BIGGEST BURGER YA!”
“Oh,” Tangent said, “there goes his mental disorder again. I guess we’ve ordered then.”
“Alright....” the woman said, “six of the largest burgers and six of--”
“GIANT COKES!” Niall answered.
“Yes....now good bye.”