Setting and scene: Emma, Darren and Riley are at Darren’s house. Emily is sitting on the couch, Riley’s lying on her lap, and Darren’s playing PS3.
Riley: Heeyy!! Darren!!
Darren: Eh? *not listening*
Darren: Hmm? *not concentrating.
Riley: Oh forgot you. Emma? Are you coming to the game this arvo?
Emma: Yes...I, I am. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t SUPPORT AND LISTEN!!
Darren: Guys keep it down, I'm winning.
Riley: Oh so the fact that Dooney's going to be playing has nothing to do with the game?? *winks*
Emma: His name is Criss!! And were just friends I-
*phone rings and everyone goes silent*
Riley: Aren’t you going to answer it!
Darren: It’s not mine.
Emma: Not mine. Must be your mum's then. Just ignore it.
Riley: Nice try Em. That’s your ringtone. Why aren’t you answering your phone? Who could possibly be calling that- Oh I know.
*sits up and faces Em, digging through her pockets looking around her*
Em: Stop, it’s not mine *giggling, hitting his hands away.
Riley: Ah ha! *finds the phone and grabs it.
*phone stops ringing*
Riley: You got a-
Em: Give it back!!
Riley: missed call from....lover boy.
*throws the phone at her*
Riley: Call him back, otherwise he might panic *grinning*
Darren: Hold on! *pauses game* Are you talking to that Jerkoff!!
Riley: Holy flying frunk, he just paused the game. That poor neglected pause button, at last. It’s a cause for celebration!!
Em: He's not a jerk-off. I don’t know why you don’t like him. He's just my friend.
Riley: Party freaking party!!
Darren: he's a tool; you’re just too in love with him to see.
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A Very Awkward Story- Starkid InspiredHumor
Based on real life occasions which re-enact the awkwardness of growing up. . Emma, Darren and Riley are the three best friends that you ever did see, but lots of things are about to mess that up. Other bitches, parents, school, friends, and forbidde...